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[Rutashubanyuma]

Nina maralia nimeshauriwa nikatibiwe Mulago hospital,
Nisipomkuta huyu nitarudi na maralia yangu nitibiwe kwetu tu.

Nimecheka

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I always put on my tie during sex to show my girlfriend i mean business[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

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Huyo ni mimi kwenye ubora wangu

 

[Cole Williams]

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Daaah

 

[ledada]

Tangaza kwa wino wa kukoreza wataelewa tu,
Kadri unavyochelewa kila mmoja ataamini huo ndo mguu wako

Yani huyu Davet leooo
Ngoja nieweke tangazo

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[chibalangunamchezo]

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mmmmh!

 

[Gordita]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

me: How are you
her: I'm fine
me: So what's your favorite colour?
her: Ohh please stop asking stupid
question, ask me something logical
and matured
me: How many moles of Sodium
bicarbonate are needed to neutralise
0.8 ml of Sulphuric Acid at STP...
her: my favourite colour is Pink

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[ledada]

Ninajua

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You find two people in a happy relationship and yet you still want to get between them.
Ah my friend are you a G-string?

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

 

[ledada]

Huyo ni mimi kwenye ubora wangu

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[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

What is love?
Love is when your husband finds you cheating on him with another man in a lodging and tells you babe let's go home.
What's death?
Death is when you blindly follow him.
Utajua hujui.

 

[Mbabe hunter]

Naombeni like na mimi msipenae kwa kujuana

 

[Rutashubanyuma]