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[Zuriel_cfc]

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[myoyambendi]

08:08

 

[hearly]

Madrid wazee wakutoa miamala..na kununua mechi ...naona Jana wame draw na wachezaji 10...wao wakiwa 11.... na hisi Jana barca walikuwa wanacheza kwa hisani ya alliance.""

 

[hearly]

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aisee....

 

[omarion5]

Salaam mkuu

Mzee wa liver ulipotea sana mzee wangu.

Mpaka mimi nakuona mgeni wakati wewe ni founder kabisa LOL.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist
Hello, could you give me condom? Im going to my girlfriends place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as peter was going out he returns and says,Give me another condom because my girlfriends sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too. The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says Give me one more condom because my girlfriends mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer.Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all uve given us.
Ten minutes after, peter was still praying Thank you Lord for your kindness. ....
Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, I didnt know you were so religious.Peter with his head still on the table replies, I never knew your dad was the pharmacist! ......
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[mzee wa liver]

Hamjambo Wanalikes

 

[mzee wa liver]

Monday

 

[mzee wa liver]

Jumatatu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hope wote mko poa

 

[mzee wa liver]

Madrid

 

[mzee wa liver]

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[mzee wa liver]

Good morning Tanzania

 

[mzee wa liver]

Good morning Dodoma

 

[mzee wa liver]

Habari za asbh Watanzania

 

[mzee wa liver]

Naomba futa kauli hiyo mkuu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] messi hapana

Morning jakitoo

 

[mzee wa liver]

Asubuhi njema

Morning Mkuu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Morning Sir, wish you a wonderful Monday.

Amen

 

[mzee wa liver]

Leo iwe siku njema kwetu

Na kwako pia

 

[mzee wa liver]

jua linachomoza na matumaini mapya

Amina