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[Numbisa]

Rekodi hiyo ilivunjwa miaka minne baada ya winga wa kimataifa wa Wales, Gareth Bale, kununuliwa kwa Pauni 85 milioni na Madrid akitokea Sporting Lisbon.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Slay queens wa kenya heri akubali umuone
uchi kuliko uone picha yake ya id [emoji23][emoji23]
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hakuna tofauti kati ya kelele za Generator na mwanamke mnene akiwa anaharisha. Chunguzeni mtanipa majibu.....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Leo nmeona status ya Ex wangu akidai ati kesho is her twenty first birthday.. Nakukumba aliwahisema "We can have all the sex you want when am 21"
Nko hapa nangoja asubui ifike[emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39]
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[Davet]

Hahaha mida yenu hii.

Hukawii kupotea mkuu [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I like beating my younger brother a lot but each time i beat him he will rush to the toilet and stay there until he stop's crying.This act made me wonder.So one day when we where happily watching a movie i asked him.....why he runs to the toilet when ever i beat him. he laughed and said "anytime you beat me i run to the toilet and clean the toilet seat with your tooth brush. " [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[omarion5]

Ndiyo mkuu. Hasa sisi wanaume. Tulizaliwa ili kuhangaika aisee. Tumshukuru Mungu [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

Hakika mkuu,

Ni moja kati ya Nembo ya mwanaume(upstair) lazima kuangaika kuyajenga maisha ya sasa na ya baadae.

 

[Davet]

Bado wajinga wanakemea wajanja...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

23 yr old girl got pregnant.

Mother :: (Angrily shouts) "Who was that pig? Call him now".

30 min later, a Rolls Royce stops in front of their house.

A matured grey hair man in a very expensive suit steps out.

Man: "I am sorry for the problem. But I can't marry her. But I will assure you, If a Girl is born,
I give her 2 shopping malls, a villa & 2 millions

If a Boy is born, I'll give 2 factories & 5 millions.

But in case of Miscarriage, Pls suggest what should I do?


Mother:: F***K HER AGAIN!![emoji23]
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[omarion5]

Sema boss wangu

Habari yako?

Naona umetokea mida yako.....ahahah

 

[BAK]

Mambo ya kustaajabisha sana Mkuu na hii Tanzania ya Vi Wonder. Yaani ni vita tu dhidi ya Watanzania ili kuwakwamisha katika kuboresha maisha yao. Mtu ana biashara analipa kodi ni mjasiriamali huyu kajiajiri sasa iweje mwanae anyimwe mkopo!?

Wanakopeshwa wasiolipa kodi sio?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Leo wanaongea vitu vya akili bila kumwaga tusi hata moja. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Umenipita huo mjadala basi. Mijadala ya hivyo huwa naipenda...Na maGT Lumumba na Iceman wakiwepo basi haliharibiki neno

 

[Davet]

Habari yako?

Naona umetokea mida yako.....ahahah

Ndio mkuu leo majukumu yalibana kidogo ila mida ya wakubwa nimeuzuria kama hivi...

 

[Davet]

Tamaduni Music

 

[omarion5]

Mtanisamehe hehehe,

Mala nyingi najaribu kuwa Bundi nashindwa hahahaha.

Hukawii kupotea mkuu [emoji23]

 

[Glenn]

Mambo ya kustaajabisha sana Mkuu na hii Tanzania ya Vi Wonder. Yaani ni vita tu dhidi ya Watanzania ili kuwakwamisha katika kuboresha maisha yao. Mtu ana biashara analipa kodi ni mjasiriamali huyu kajiajiri sasa iweje mwanae anyimwe mkopo!?

Ingeanzishwa kampeni ya lipa kodi mwanao apewe mkopo, huoni tungehamasika?

 

[Davet]

Cant get enough - J cole

Hiiiiiii!!

 

[omarion5]

Huyo dogo naua hahaha.

I like beating my younger brother a lot but each time i beat him he will rush to the toilet and stay there until he stop's crying.This act made me wonder.So one day when we where happily watching a movie i asked him.....why he runs to the toilet when ever i beat him. he laughed and said "anytime you beat me i run to the toilet and clean the toilet seat with your tooth brush. " [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Bungoma kuna bash ya kusherekea kushuka kwa bei ya ugali.kuingia ni mzinga ya chai.