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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey'. What's the secret?"

Old man: "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I am scared to ask her"

 

[carbamazepine]

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Kuachwa kuachwaaaa kuachwa nishughuli pevuuuu.

Hivi ujue Pyaar kamind kweli. [emoji1]

She is so inlove yaan

Mwenzio yuko cloud9 huko we unamletea zako za kuachwa,mfyuu[emoji36][emoji36][emoji36]
Muombe msamaha huko

 

[andjul]

Akiitikia unitag! [emoji1550][emoji1550][emoji1550]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] kumbe ni kamtego?

 

[Pyaar]

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Halaf nikikojoa sjui ntaanikaje Godoro maskini

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[Iceman 3D]

Polee yake, HATUACHANI NG'O

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Usjali bhana was just joking


Utanikumbuka
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[carbamazepine]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], ndoto za alinacha hizo..
NAKUPENDA babe, achana na maneno ya huyu..Nitakupenda DAIMA[emoji11][emoji11]

Wooooooooooozaaaaaa[emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

 

[Gordita]

Marahaba binti yangu mzuri, kwema?

Kwemaa kabisaa baba tumshukuru Mungu[emoji120] [emoji120] [emoji120] [emoji120]



Yegomasika

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Current research
Sergio Ramos is the most hated person in the world,beyond Osama bin Laden

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The pain you feel during circumcision is the same pain women feels when you tell them you don't have money [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]

 

[myoyambendi]

Inshaallah amin[emoji120][emoji120]nitajitahidi saaana nije

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[Pyaar]

But but am jus telling her ajiandae kwa lolote
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Shindwaaaaaaa kabisa!

 

[Iceman 3D]

Siezi mimi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Utaniaibisha kwa mama sasa

Unakuwa msweet ile ku cover up kdogo khaa!

 

[carbamazepine]

Eeeh
Hiiii mada inaoekana kuwachukiza wananchi
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Wewe ni mkorofi ujue?

 

[Gordita]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] kumbe ni kamtego?

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuna Huyu msichana ananiambia she will be supporting Liverpool over Real Madrid during WorldCup because of what Ramos did to Salah.

Wasichana tuliambia you should concentrate on soap operas munadhani tunawaonea...
Sio mimi nmesma[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

21:47

 

[Yegomasika]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] kumbe ni kamtego?

Itikia hiyo salamu aisee! [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[andjul]

Kwema kabisa ndugu yangu! Vipi kheri huko?

Mungu ni mwema wakati wote.
Karibu sana ndugu yangu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Boy: So what are you doing now?
Girl: On bed!
Boy: Doing what?
Girl: Eating corn flakes
Boy: What would you do if I was on the bed with you?
Girl: Eat my corn flakes!
Boy: No, I mean if there was no corn flakes and I am with you on the bed all alone!
Girl: I would go out to buy corn flakes![emoji56][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28]

 

[myoyambendi]

Yanga anaadhibiwa na azam
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