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[D A E M U S H I N]

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Luis Bunuel

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

mhhhhhhhhhh

Tamushin Hwanje,
Yeboseyo........!

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock

 

[omarion5]

Ooooh salama ndugu omarion5, habari za mihangaiko ya mchana kutwa

Ni njema sana bro.

Tunamshukuru aliyejuu kushinda vyote.

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.
Christina Grimmie

 

[omarion5]

Nadhani amejipa likizo

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Bila shaka.

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard

 

[omarion5]

Awesome God

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Jamani [emoji38][emoji38]

Unacheka tena ???

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

Tamushin Hwanje,
Yeboseyo........!

annyeong
안녕

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Dr. Seuss

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

Tamushin Hwanje,
Yeboseyo........!

yeoboseyo = 여보세요
It is a Korean way of saying ‘Hello’ on the phone.

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

annyeong
안녕

an nyeong ha siut seum ni ka ?
gieog nani Taemushin Go Hwanje ???

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

yeoboseyo = 여보세요
It is a Korean way of saying ‘Hello’ on the phone.

Hahaahaha, eeh bwana eeh hili nalijua kwa kufundishwa kidogo.
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