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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Umejuaje kuwa hajiheshimu. Unamfahamu? Kujiheshimu maana yake nini katika muktadha huu?
Gordita
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Hakuna cha kuongea nae bro, akikusumbua sana niambie nikupe formula
Iceman 3D
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Ni bora upate alo kuzid
Kama Macron vile
omarion5
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Bonge la nyimbo ilo.
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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MSHINDI
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Mshindi
Nkamiji
Nkindi
Nyasinde
Omusingi
Umushindi
Untoli
Wewe ni jemedari mshindi
Ushindaye mioyo
Iliyopondwa pondwa na dunia
Mioyo migumu iliyokakawana
Kama ngozi ngumu ya ngao ya Goliati
Katika bonde la vita vya kukata maneno.
Waja kimya kimya na manati yako
Iliyopakwa asali mpya tamu tononofu
Katika midomo yako mizuri itemayo baraka
Napenda ulivyozipukutisha hisia zangu kinzani
Na kunionyesha amani ya ajabu kondeni
Tulikopanda maua yetu waridi yasiyonyauka.
Wewe ni Mshindi
Wewe ni Nkamiji
Wewe ni Nkindi
Wewe ni Nyasinde
Wewe ni Omusingi
Wewe ni Umushindi
Wewe ni Untoli
KAMWE USIBADILIKE
By SYB (JF)
3/6/2018
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Mshindi
Nkamiji
Nkindi
Nyasinde
Omusingi
Umushindi
Untoli
Wewe ni jemedari mshindi
Ushindaye mioyo
Iliyopondwa pondwa na dunia
Mioyo migumu iliyokakawana
Kama ngozi ngumu ya ngao ya Goliati
Katika bonde la vita vya kukata maneno.
Waja kimya kimya na manati yako
Iliyopakwa asali mpya tamu tononofu
Katika midomo yako mizuri itemayo baraka
Napenda ulivyozipukutisha hisia zangu kinzani
Na kunionyesha amani ya ajabu kondeni
Tulikopanda maua yetu waridi yasiyonyauka.
Wewe ni Mshindi
Wewe ni Nkamiji
Wewe ni Nkindi
Wewe ni Nyasinde
Wewe ni Omusingi
Wewe ni Umushindi
Wewe ni Untoli
KAMWE USIBADILIKE
By SYB (JF)
3/6/2018
Iceman 3D
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Angakia vitu usually anavo viandika
Ndio huwa vina attract watu anao wapata
Hatuna namna nyingine ya kumjaji
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Donald trump wants to paint the white house... He calls for quotation... Chinese guy quoted 3 million... European guy quoted 7 million... Kenyan guy quoted 10 million... Trump asked chinese guy..."how did you quote 3 million?" Chinese guy replied..."1 million for paint 1 million for labour 1 million profit..." Trump asked European guy... He replied..."3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit..." Trump asked Kenyan guy... He replied..."4 million for you, 3 million for me and we will give 3 million to the chinese guy and ask him to paint!!!" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
The Kenyan got the contract![emoji23][emoji23][emoji119]
The Kenyan got the contract![emoji23][emoji23][emoji119]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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The way some ladies claim that they got pregnancy by accident might make you start thinking that...
They were on top of a storey building and fell on an erected penis[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
They were on top of a storey building and fell on an erected penis[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]