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[capitalpool]

Once I ask a girl how she's doing and she says she's not fine, my heart starts doing bhu bhuh bhuhh

 

[Pyaar]

Using a condom is a sign that you are having sex with a person you are not supposed to be having sex with! Are we together??

Haswaaaaaaaaa!!

 

[Pyaar]

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[capitalpool]

I dont want to brag but this hotel has iOS and Android power

 

[sweetlee]

Once I ask a girl how she's doing and she says she's not fine, my heart starts doing bhu bhuh bhuhh

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[myoyambendi]

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[Pyaar]

GET TO KNOW TANZANIAN MEN


1. MLUGULU:
Has one Wife
Has one Girlfriend
But loves his wife the most.

2. MCHAGA:
Has one Wife
Has one Girlfriend
But he loves his money the most.

3. MMASAI:
Has two Wives
Has one Girlfriend
But he loves his cows the most.

4. MSOMALI:
Has four wives
Has no Girlfriend
But he loves his Miraaa the most.

5. MHEHE:
Has one Wife
Has one Girlfriend
But he loves the housemaid the most.

6. MSUKUMA:
Has one Wife
Has two Girlfriends
But he loves his wife's sisters the most.

7. MPEMBA:
Has four wives
Has O Girlfriends
But he loves the houseboy the most.

8. MJALUO:
Has 4 wives
Has four Girlfriends
But his loves his neighbpur's wife the most

9. MNGONI:
Has One, Two, Three wives
Has several Girlfriends
But he loves his Girlfriends' friends the most

10. MHAYA:
Has one wife
Has Ten Girlfriends
But he loves his secretary the most
most

10. NYIRAMBA:
Has two wives
Has Ten Girlfriends
But he loves his prostitutes alot
most

10. MPARE:
Has one wife
Has two Girlfriends
But he loves his cousin the most!


Usicheke bana; kwani wewe upo kundi gani?? [emoji23][emoji13]

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Aiseee!!!! [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[capitalpool]

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Cheka .. Are you okay?

 

[Pyaar]

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[sweetlee]

Aiseee!!!! [emoji23][emoji23]

Nini tena lakini [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[sweetlee]

Cheka .. Are you okay?

Nop

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[capitalpool]

Haswaaaaaaaaa!!

Okay, vizuri.

 

[capitalpool]

Nop

Oo .. Whats wrong? Is your BF mistreating you or sth?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Haswaaaaaaaaa!!

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[capitalpool]

5 naked women robbed a bank and no one remember their faces..

Pls; which part of their body were they looking at? SMH!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Funguo za mibaraka hizo. Zikikufungulia ni kila siku you touch new money...[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aiseee!!!! [emoji23][emoji23]

Umeona Wasukuma hapo? Kazi kweli kweli....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Serikali ya Uganda imeamua kupambana na umbea?

 

[sweetlee]

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