Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

[Nigendako]

W.salaam ninge,habari yako

Aisee, salama kabsa,, vipi ww, Umeshinda salama huko?

 

[moudgulf]

Likes ZIMEISHA...

Thubutu, likes haziwezi kuisha hapa mkuu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Imagine unaenda kwa girlfriend wako bila kumshow. Unaketi kwa bed yake then unaangusha jokes kali kali... Then boom [emoji95] Unasikia Nigga mwingine anapasua kicheko hapo chini ya kitanda. [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] Saitan!!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= money for hair
2nd day= Restaurant
3rd day= Restaurant again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have phone sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= he buy phone but girl said she's on her period.
29TH= she is ready but mother called her to come prepare food.
30th= RAPE!!!

 

[moudgulf]

 

[omarion5]

Those people who still **** in the bedroom na kulaliana na ma "kifo za mende"..ushamba imewafikisha wapi??watu ni kufuck outside the box buana..peleka mtu kitchen,,wekelea mguu juu ya Gas Cooker halafu inua kinyambisi hadi aone mapafu nahuko ndani..wacha aingize mtree mpaka iguze roho na huko ndani .na kabla aingize cz nikama umechora saba fake jaribu ubweke kidogo..surprise him my sister...bora mchunge msiangukie kisu iingie kwa matako na mnajua matako hua haiponi ikipata kidonda...my sister...toa mtu hapo..shika mtree umvute kama vile mtu huvuta mbuzi na kamba mpaka bathroom..paka yeye sabuni mpaka ateleze kama salamander ya kinoo..kabla ashtukie ushamskuma kwa bathtub..kama mnaonganga na besheni sasa sjui mtaingia aje ndani bila kuivunja nugu izi!!..mkishaingia..kalia jamaa hapa mbele buana..my sister..sugua hio mtree..nmesema sugua mtree tafadhali.. na uchunge sabuni inaeza ingia kwa nunu upate mimba ya Geisha..yani inshort..**** outside the box.Bedroom na vitanda tuliachia kina shosho buana

Sandeni sana!!

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]kenyans are insane now days.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My wife is such a liar

My lawyer asked me "Why do you want to get a divorce?"I responded "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."He said "So?"And I responded, "She's lying. I spent the night at her sister's house!"
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mbona mapenzi ni magumu hivi? Whai?

 

[carbamazepine]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Mwache bhana dogo yuko likizo ujue

Dogo tangu shule zimefungwa huchezi mbali na hapa. Jisomemee bw mdogo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A Teacher Went To A Hotel , He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked the Waiter,
"Can l see the food Syllabus???"
[emoji38][emoji38][emoji28]


I deaded

 

[Nigendako]

Imagine unaenda kwa girlfriend wako bila kumshow. Unaketi kwa bed yake then unaangusha jokes kali kali... Then boom [emoji95] Unasikia Nigga mwingine anapasua kicheko hapo chini ya kitanda. [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] Saitan!!!

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My room mate just came back with his girlfriend, they have been here staring at me for the past 2hours, they think I will go outside to give them privacy, I cannot support evil [emoji18]no nefaaa
Let me even start selecting my rice one by one..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Kgothalo]

HATUPOI

 

[carbamazepine]

Huku kheri kabisa nashukuru
Sijui upande wako

Aisee, salama kabsa,, vipi ww, Umeshinda salama huko?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*You have unprotected sex then get into the car and wear safety belt like you didn't try to kill yourself a moment ago*
[emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51][emoji51]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Never date a saved person... Kama dhambi ndo aliacha... Wewe ni nani??? [emoji81][emoji81]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If u think life is hard think about a lesbian who is dating a gal with short fingers[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Nigendako]

Huku kheri kabisa nashukuru
Sijui upande wako

Heri pia carba,, taratbu siku inaishilizia

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mimi dowry
nitapeleka ng'ombe moja
izae hizo zingine.
[emoji115][emoji23][emoji115][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Fun size Iceman 3D uko wapi??