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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Davet]

Nyege ni nyege[emoji23]
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Aisee

 

[Pyaar]

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Yaan mi sjui tuuu

Useme basi, fursa hiyo ujue...Ohoooooo!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Every girl has that one black bra that is always on duty,,,[emoji12][emoji12]
No leave. No transfer, no nothing,,,[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Every girl has that one black bra that is always on duty,,,[emoji12][emoji12]
No leave. No transfer, no nothing,,,[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Unayo?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Daktari alitaka kujua kama wangonjwa wamepona. Akawauliza 3+3=??

Mutiso: 3+3 ni 2500
Daktari: Wewe nakurudisha ward

Omondi: 3+3 ni Ijumaa
Daktari: wewe nakupeleka ICU

Kamau: 3 + 3 = 6
Daktari: PONGEZI! Hii umeipata vipi?
Kamau: Nimegawanya 2500 kwa Ijumaa

Daktari alifaint[emoji23]

 

[Pyaar]

Aisee

Una maana tofauti??

 

[andjul]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]umechunguzaa aisee

Mna hangaika[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushai jifungia kwa nyumba ukivuta bangi ,huku ukiwatch news
Unabambika na mapresenters hadi unaamua kuwatengenezea chai
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[Pyaar]

Ushai jifungia kwa nyumba ukivuta bangi ,huku ukiwatch news
Unabambika na mapresenters hadi unaamua kuwatengenezea chai
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unatoka kwa bafu uki shake juu ya baridi alafu ukiingia bed unaskia nikama umelala nje kwa nyasi[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]
Nataka bae wa joto pekee... Ajitolee[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

Likes za usiku

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Slayqueen be lyke: usiniekee mifupa priss!

Butchery man : umeskia hii ng'ombe ilikua inasimama na springs ama....falaaa[emoji38]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Uzuri Wa simu yangu ni kwamba inapenda kuharibika wakati mwezi umeanza,ata Landlord anajua..[emoji32][emoji32][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kenyans don't leave voice messages..all you hear is, '' hii nugu ata imezima simu"[emoji28][emoji28][emoji23][emoji23][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

 

[andjul]

Halafu leo basi tu [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hii ifikie walevi wote

Daktari yeyote asikuambie ati pombe huchoma maini. [emoji10][emoji10] Ukikunywa pombe huwa inaenda tumboni wala sio kwa maini, tumbo yenyewe imezoea chai moto itachomwaje na pombe baridi?? [emoji848][emoji848] Akisisitiza zaidi, mwambie tumbo na maini ata sio majirani [emoji23][emoji23]

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[myoyambendi]

21:58

 

[andjul]

Kuna watu humu ingeamuliwa waishi miaka sawa na maksi za Hisabati walizopata NECTA Form Four, wangekuwa walishazikwa kitambo na kuitwa marehemu

Utaua wengi humu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]