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[myoyambendi]

Kipindi cha pili

 

[Pyaar]

Hivi hamchokagi

Kufanya nini?

 

[Gordita]

Based on true story

 

[Midekoo]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Your boyfriend is shorter than you and then he tells you "Babe your hair smells nicely"
Before getting excited and getting cocky you need to first understand the type of 'hair' he is meaning!

 

[Midekoo]

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[Raynavero]

Kufanya nini?

Kukomenti tu huu Uzi wa mdaa jamani[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji1]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Padri alikuwa anafuga kuku.* *Siku moja jogoo akapotea*. *Basi akaamua kutangaza Kanisani.*
*PADRI: Wangapi wana jogoo?* *Wanaume wote wakasimama.*
*PADRI: Sio hivyo jamani! Wangapi* *wameona jogoo? Wanawake wote wakasimama.*
*PADRI: Loh! Hamjanielewa ndugu zanguni!* *Wangapi wamemuona jogoo wangu??* *Masista wote wakasimama.*
*PADRI akapoteza fahamu...!!*
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[Midekoo]

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[Midekoo]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hivi hamchokagi

Mkuu, unauliza majibu kwenye mtihani usiokuwa na maswali?

 

[Pyaar]

Japan 1
Dakka 47

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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[myoyambendi]

Japan gooooooo......

 

[myoyambendi]

Vijapan vinapata bao

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hahaha

 

[Midekoo]

Siwezi kwenda na wewe sababu umeulamba

 

[mzee wa liver]

What a goal

 

[Midekoo]

Vijapan vinapata bao

Kazi nzuri

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hahaha Japani sio wa kubeza mkuu

Mkuu nimekubali