myoyambendi
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Kila kitu na muda wake
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*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Kitale*
A man from Trans Nzoia County,James Wekesa caused a heavy traffic jam today at Kitale town, He said he travelled to Kitale a day before yesterday being 29th June 2018 to visit his one time colleague while he was in Kitale. And while walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Endebess. According to him, he said; ''my wife died of motor accident two years ago and I buried her in my home in Endebess but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her on his motorcycle. At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared". Our correspondent also said that the said man who was carrying her on his bike fainted on seeing what happened. When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8 months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Nyeri County . I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.
Nakwambia this world is tricky ooohhh. This is how I dreamt after eating samosa paka and drinking mercury ,copper, lead tea.
Thanks for reading.. Naenda hivi, nakam mnipige...
Karafuu?Katafuu
Amekufa akitetea heshima ya ukoo...
Watu wanataka kukomesha,mechi ya kuvunja chaga aiseeeAmekufa akitetea heshima ya ukoo...
On a serious note: Maviagra haya, mara vumbi la Kongo, mara mkuyati halafu unasindikizia na Red bull na/au kijibapa kama una tatizo la moyo (ambalo hulijui) aisee ni hatari sana. Anyway, naye safari yake kaikamilisha kivyake. Apumzike kwa amani [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]
[emoji818]Karafuu?
With Trump's hate against the media, democracy and open society in general, there is a deluge of assault on freedom of expression and democracy all over the world. Strong men and girly dictators are springing up everywhere like mushrooms. It is a disturbing global trend and we must brace ourselves. Anything is possible now...
Kama huyu inasemekana ana familia na mkewe ana mimba halafu anafia gesti na mchepuko. Ni aibu sana wakati kitu yenyewe wala haikomolewagwi hata uitwange usiku kucha. Sana sana utaondoka na maumivu ya mgongo na dehydration bure tu. Shwainiiii [emoji124]♂️[emoji124]♂️[emoji124]♂️[emoji124]♂️Watu wanataka kukomesha,mechi ya kuvunja chaga aiseee
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Kama huyu inasemekana ana familia na mkewe ana mimba halafu anafia gesti na mchepuko. Ni aibu sana wakati kitu yenyewe wala haikomolewagwi hata uitwange usiku kucha. Sana sana utaondoka na maumivu ya mgongo na dehydration bure tu. Shwainiiii [emoji124]♂️[emoji124]♂️[emoji124]♂️[emoji124]♂️