Shimba ya Buyenze
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Any guy reading this post before the end of this year , you will get a girl pregnant. If you argue with me. It will be twins[emoji23][emoji23]
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Kula like ninja.....
Shimba ya Buyenze
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We thought 3G was fast, then we got a much faster 4G then started complaining about data consumption rate. Wait until we get the 5G.. We all gonna go bankrupt [emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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[emoji84]Waaaaah, hii kazi ya kuwa rubani inachosha. Imagine Jana nimepeleka Messi kwao ata kabla sijafika naona christiano ananiflash nimpeleke. Sai venye naongea hivi Niko na kina Diego Costa nawarudisha home chicharito aka ni text last night not to leave him behind.[emoji574][emoji574][emoji574][emoji574][emoji574][emoji574][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24] niko hewani mara ndo hao akina kagawa yoshida yoshimoto kumamoto matako patashika akishuta pananuka from Japan wananambia nisubiri
I give up
I give up
Shimba ya Buyenze
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*BREAKING* *NEWS* .
*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Kitale*
A man from Trans Nzoia County,James Wekesa caused a heavy traffic jam today at Kitale town, He said he travelled to Kitale a day before yesterday being 29th June 2018 to visit his one time colleague while he was in Kitale. And while walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Endebess. According to him, he said; ''my wife died of motor accident two years ago and I buried her in my home in Endebess but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her on his motorcycle. At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared". Our correspondent also said that the said man who was carrying her on his bike fainted on seeing what happened. When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8 months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Nyeri County . I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.
Nakwambia this world is tricky ooohhh. This is how I dreamt after eating samosa paka and drinking mercury ,copper, lead tea.
Thanks for reading.. Naenda hivi, nakam mnipige...
*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Kitale*
A man from Trans Nzoia County,James Wekesa caused a heavy traffic jam today at Kitale town, He said he travelled to Kitale a day before yesterday being 29th June 2018 to visit his one time colleague while he was in Kitale. And while walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Endebess. According to him, he said; ''my wife died of motor accident two years ago and I buried her in my home in Endebess but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her on his motorcycle. At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared". Our correspondent also said that the said man who was carrying her on his bike fainted on seeing what happened. When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8 months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Nyeri County . I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.
Nakwambia this world is tricky ooohhh. This is how I dreamt after eating samosa paka and drinking mercury ,copper, lead tea.
Thanks for reading.. Naenda hivi, nakam mnipige...
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Wakubwa ati Madame wafupi hawawezi chora saba..... Labda 3.5[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
People ain't seeing heaven [emoji23]
People ain't seeing heaven [emoji23]
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Yesterday,my GIRL came home very late, past midnight ,i asked her where she was.... , she explained that she had gone to watch WORLDCUP ,Belgium vs Japan and that Belgium won 3-2. i'm really happy i got a girl who like FOOTBALL.
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Dear men, not all girls want sex in a relationship. Some want brain to support their dreams, so polish your brain than your face.[emoji23][emoji23]
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{F}- Fake
{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Am finished
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs...
{B} - Barely there.
{C} - Can't Complain!
{D} - Damn!
{DD} - Double damn!
{E} - Enormous!
{F}- Fake
{G} - GEEEEzus Christ!
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Am finished
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow." The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, "Did you mark that spot?" His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat." The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?"
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Unaona dem mnajuana tao kuenda kumsalimia hivi unakumbuka alikuona na hizi nguo umevaa Jana unaacha tu
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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When your are in Bed with Bae and You so wanna play with her hair.....
But it's on the dressing table [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
But it's on the dressing table [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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If mom named you Bahati, just know that you escaped Abortion . [emoji87][emoji87][emoji125][emoji125][emoji16][emoji16]
Pyaar
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mzee wa liver
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WAJUE WANAWAKE 10 WAJINGA.
SAMAHANI KWA WALE NITAKAO WAKWAZA KWA POST HII..
(1)..Anaebadili jina mtandaoni na kujiita majina ya watu maarufu...Huyo NIMJINGA.
(2)Anaetoa mimba kisha analala na midoli huyo NIMJINGA
(3)Anaedate na mume wa mtu miaka nenda rudi na kuwakataa wanaotaka kumuoa huyo nae NIMJINGA.
(4)Anaeweka nywele bandia,kucha bandia,kope bandia ..alafu akiambiwa umependeza anasema asante...huyo nae NIMJINGA
(5) Anaebeba minguo ya bwana wake na kwenda kuifua hali ya kuwa anajua huyo bwana ni mume wa mtu...huyo ni NIMJINGA.
(6)Anaemkataa mwanaume anaetaka kumuoa kwa ajili ya bishoo wa kwenda nae club kila siku....huyo nae NIMJINGA.
(7)Anaetoroka kwao na kwenda kulala gest na bwana na asubuhi anaambiwa hapa sina hela iliyobaki naenda kumpa Mke wangu na akakubali...huyo nae NIMJINGA.
(8)Mwanamke ambae hamiliki hata kitanda kisha anataka mwanaume mwenye gari huyo nae NIMJINGA
(9)Anasema anaficha sehemu zake za siri wakati ameshalala na wanaume zaidi ya 10 huyo nae NIMJINGA..
(10)Anaeenda kwenye nyumba ya ibada huku amevaa sketi fupi alafu njia nzima anaishusha ili magoti yasionekane huyo nae NIMJINGA..
Imeandikwa na mwalimu habelnoah
Waweza kuongezea hapo kama kuna wengine wenye tabia chafu..
SAMAHANI KWA WALE NITAKAO WAKWAZA KWA POST HII..
(1)..Anaebadili jina mtandaoni na kujiita majina ya watu maarufu...Huyo NIMJINGA.
(2)Anaetoa mimba kisha analala na midoli huyo NIMJINGA
(3)Anaedate na mume wa mtu miaka nenda rudi na kuwakataa wanaotaka kumuoa huyo nae NIMJINGA.
(4)Anaeweka nywele bandia,kucha bandia,kope bandia ..alafu akiambiwa umependeza anasema asante...huyo nae NIMJINGA
(5) Anaebeba minguo ya bwana wake na kwenda kuifua hali ya kuwa anajua huyo bwana ni mume wa mtu...huyo ni NIMJINGA.
(6)Anaemkataa mwanaume anaetaka kumuoa kwa ajili ya bishoo wa kwenda nae club kila siku....huyo nae NIMJINGA.
(7)Anaetoroka kwao na kwenda kulala gest na bwana na asubuhi anaambiwa hapa sina hela iliyobaki naenda kumpa Mke wangu na akakubali...huyo nae NIMJINGA.
(8)Mwanamke ambae hamiliki hata kitanda kisha anataka mwanaume mwenye gari huyo nae NIMJINGA
(9)Anasema anaficha sehemu zake za siri wakati ameshalala na wanaume zaidi ya 10 huyo nae NIMJINGA..
(10)Anaeenda kwenye nyumba ya ibada huku amevaa sketi fupi alafu njia nzima anaishusha ili magoti yasionekane huyo nae NIMJINGA..
Imeandikwa na mwalimu habelnoah
Waweza kuongezea hapo kama kuna wengine wenye tabia chafu..
mzee wa liver
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Hivi sisi waafrika, ni mchezo gani mwingine ambao tukishiriki katika level ya kimataifa tunaweka heshima !? Ukiacha Soka ...[emoji41][emoji41][emoji41]
myoyambendi
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poleni wasafiri wote
Pyaar
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], labda UMBEA
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poleni wakusoma
myoyambendi
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poleni wagonjwa. Mungu awaponye wote