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[andjul]

Baridi naona nchi nzima mkuu

Aisee wee acha tu. Nimetoka huko inasoma 23°c nafika huku saa hizi inasoma 9°c kama utani vile.
Lini unakuja huku?

 

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[myoyambendi]

21:46

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

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[myoyambendi]

*Padri alikuwa anafuga kuku.* *Siku moja jogoo akapotea*. *Basi akaamua kutangaza Kanisani.*
*PADRI: Wangapi wana jogoo?* *Wanaume wote wakasimama.*
*PADRI: Sio hivyo jamani! Wangapi* *wameona jogoo? Wanawake wote wakasimama.*
*PADRI: Loh! Hamjanielewa ndugu zanguni!* *Wangapi wamemuona jogoo wangu??* *Masista wote wakasimama.*
*PADRI akapoteza fahamu...!!*
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Vijana tusiharibu lugha bhana

Duh!!!

 

[mzee wa liver]

Ipo Play Store? Maana ile siku umetuulizia kama tumeipakua, nilienda Play store sikuiona

Mkuu nafuatilia huu mjadala kwa kina

 

[andjul]

Panya mmoja alimeza dhahabu. Mmiliki wa dhahabu ile ikabidi amuite kijana amsaidie kumuua panya yule aliyemeza dhahabu. Baada ya kijana huyu kufika kwa mmiliki wa dhahabu akakuta panya wengi, ila mmoja alikuwa amejitenga pembeni.

Kijana yule akamuua panya yule aliyejitenga, na bahati nzuri ndiye huyohuyo aliyekuwa amemeza dhahabu. Mmiliki wa dhahabu kwa mshangao akamuuliza kijana amewezaje kumjua panya yule kuwa ndiye aliyemeza dhahabu wakati kulikuwa na panya wengi?.

Kijana akajibu, ni kawaida tu kwani hata binadamu akifanikiwa kimaisha basi hujitenga na wengine na kuwaona si hadhi yake.

FUNZO:
Mungu akikuinua kimaisha usiitumie nafasi hiyo kuwaumiza au kujitenga na watu wengine walio na kipato cha chini kwani kujitenga kwako ndio inaweza kuwa chanzo cha kushushwa zaidi.!

Funzo. Ahsante sana

 

[mzee wa liver]

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[mzee wa liver]

Eti tulio dumaa akili [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] yule jamaa shwaini kabisa.

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[Kgothalo]

Hahaha hatari hujambo consuela

Sijambo....vipi habari yako?

 

[mzee wa liver]

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Aisee nipo sehemu baridi yake naona -12 hatari yaani hapa mtu na mtu mpka atoke mtu

 

[Kgothalo]

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[mzee wa liver]

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Hahahahaha

 

[myoyambendi]

21:54

 

[mzee wa liver]

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Hahahaha

 

[myoyambendi]

Kipindi cha baridi

 

[myoyambendi]

Ni kipindi cha uzalishaji..