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[Pyaar]

Mbona kama zinafungwa?

Usiamini katka kutabiri.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23]this generation lol[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[omarion5]

Mzee wa liver

Ndio hali halisi

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Davet]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]kwakweli

Hahah!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Son : "Daddy, I fell in love& want to date this awesome girl!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you
must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is evenhotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother
crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them be a use daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your
Father."!!!
Son Fainted...!!![emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Davet]

Ago

Ndio yule yule wa KT au mwingine?

 

[mzee wa liver]

*UJUMBE WA LEO*

1 Yohana 4:7

*"Wapenzi, na mpendane; kwa kuwa pendo latoka kwa Mungu, na kila apendaye amezaliwa na Mungu, naye anamjua Mungu."*

MUNGU AKUBARIKI

Amina

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Davet]

That that chicky

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

In Africa your siblings will never believe you're sick until you leave your food.

 

[Davet]

14:00

 

[Davet]

You make me wanna

 

[mzee wa liver]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they’re dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren’t supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That’s the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"
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[mzee wa liver]

Unaye mtaka ana mtaka mwingine [emoji23]

Unayempemda anampenda mwingine patamu hapo[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong andmake me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and thensaid, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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[mzee wa liver]

Toa mfano wa sentensi ya mawazo yaliyo kufa

Mvua za mabomu

 

[mzee wa liver]

Ata Siku nikifa natakanikawe kiongozi wa Malaika

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] aisee hatari sana

 

[mzee wa liver]

Asalaam Alyekum viumbe wa Mungu

Waleku msalamu