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[ledada]

Benson - hauzimi

 

[ledada]

Mie sijambo dear..Hofu kwako.

Niko poa mamii

 

[Pyaar]

Niko poa mamii

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[Cole Williams]

I WANT OUT

 

[Cole Williams]

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Mariooo ndio aina gani ya viumbe hai

 

[Cole Williams]

I WANT OUT

 

[ledada]

Twitter [emoji171]

 

[Pyaar]

*VITUKO KWENYE DALADALA*
*MZEE; dereva ongeza sauti tumsikilize mwalimu nyerere*
*DEREVA;ungemsikiliza mwalimu wako sahizi ungekuwa na gari lako*

*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sahizi tupo hospital dereva yupo chumba cha wagonjwa mahututi*
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[Cole Williams]

FRIENDSHIP

 

[Pyaar]

Mariooo ndio aina gani ya viumbe hai

Hahahahahah! Huwa huishiwi maswali.

 

[Cole Williams]

I WANT OUT

 

[Cole Williams]

Hahahahahah! Huwa huishiwi maswali.

Napenda kupata maarifa si unajua wanasemaga knowledge is power

 

[Pyaar]

Napenda kupata maarifa si unajua wanasemaga knowledge is power

Hahahha! Sawa sawa.

 

[Nigendako]

KYLIAN Mbappe amedai kwamba anataka kubaki kwenye chama la Paris Saint-Germain.

Lakini, staa wa zamani wa Manchester United, Rio Ferdinand amemwambia Jose Mourinho kufanya kweli kwenda kumsajili mshambuliaji huyo wa Ufaransa ili aje Old Trafford haraka.

Karbu Man U Mbappe!!

 

[Bwana kaduga]

VIP mnanikumbuka

 

[Nigendako]

Common Sense...

My boss thinks I am a fool. Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn't buy. I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn't use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.

Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 6 slippers but I only found Size 3. This time I used my brain and bought 2 pairs of Size 3 to make Size 6. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.

I can see him typing.

I guess it's a promotion letter...

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[Numbisa]

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Numbisa njoo umsikie jirani huku

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[Numbisa]

VIP mnanikumbuka

Ee mara ya mwisho ulikua unalalamika hauna wa kuchatnae hapa

 

[Bwana kaduga]

Ee mara ya mwisho ulikua unalalamika hauna wa kuchatnae hapa

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] Swadakta mkuu nimerejea tena.

 

[Bwana kaduga]

*VITUKO KWENYE DALADALA*
*MZEE; dereva ongeza sauti tumsikilize mwalimu nyerere*
*DEREVA;ungemsikiliza mwalimu wako sahizi ungekuwa na gari lako*

*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sahizi tupo hospital dereva yupo chumba cha wagonjwa mahututi*
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