Niko poa mamiiMie sijambo dear..Hofu kwako.
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Mariooo ndio aina gani ya viumbe haiThe smile tho[emoji23][emoji23]
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Hahahahahah! Huwa huishiwi maswali.Mariooo ndio aina gani ya viumbe hai
Napenda kupata maarifa si unajua wanasemaga knowledge is powerHahahahahah! Huwa huishiwi maswali.
Hahahha! Sawa sawa.Napenda kupata maarifa si unajua wanasemaga knowledge is power
Karbu Man U Mbappe!!KYLIAN Mbappe amedai kwamba anataka kubaki kwenye chama la Paris Saint-Germain.
Lakini, staa wa zamani wa Manchester United, Rio Ferdinand amemwambia Jose Mourinho kufanya kweli kwenda kumsajili mshambuliaji huyo wa Ufaransa ili aje Old Trafford haraka.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Common Sense...
My boss thinks I am a fool. Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn't buy. I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg. Very pissed at me, he asked me why I didn't use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 6 slippers but I only found Size 3. This time I used my brain and bought 2 pairs of Size 3 to make Size 6. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it's a promotion letter...
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Ee mara ya mwisho ulikua unalalamika hauna wa kuchatnae hapaVIP mnanikumbuka
[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] Swadakta mkuu nimerejea tena.Ee mara ya mwisho ulikua unalalamika hauna wa kuchatnae hapa
[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]*VITUKO KWENYE DALADALA*
*MZEE; dereva ongeza sauti tumsikilize mwalimu nyerere*
*DEREVA;ungemsikiliza mwalimu wako sahizi ungekuwa na gari lako*
*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sahizi tupo hospital dereva yupo chumba cha wagonjwa mahututi*
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