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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The problem of dating a rich man is that the breakup will always be announced by the gateman.

"He told me never to open for you the gate again'[emoji22][emoji22][emoji22]"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My friend, if you know you can't marry her [emoji53] stop drilling her [emoji533] as if you are searching gold Only one round is enough. I mean onja tu [emoji57]

 

[Gordita]

The originals

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I cannot be calling a lady [emoji147] honey [emoji219] yet anaogopa nyuki sana
I rather call her faeces juu najua hataogopa nzi

Huwa sipendi ujinga [emoji13][emoji16]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kama umewahi kusikia watu wanasema fulani bwana ana bahati ya "NGEKEWA"

Basi umjue Ngekewa mwenyewe ni huyo MNYAMA...

Ngekewa Anapendwa na Wanyama wote Duniani kama unavyoona katika picha hizi.
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Ohhoo kumbe ngekewa ni mnyama

 

[mzee wa liver]

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Hata mamba du

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Imagine ukifika heaven upate pia mashoga wako huko*
*[emoji22][emoji22] mimi naeza toka polepole kama mjinga alfu niende zangu [emoji67]‍[emoji436][emoji67]‍*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Vile dem hukaa akijiskianga after amebadilisha light bulb bila kusaidiwa na chali yake[emoji23][emoji23][emoji39][emoji23][emoji39][emoji23][emoji39][emoji39]ati what a man can do a woman has already done it[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]tembea kifua tupu adi kw duka tuwatambue[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ati uko na kichwa biggy hadi unaotanga in series.Unaanzanga kuota zile za 'previously on your dream'


wacha niende hivi nikalale [emoji42][emoji42][emoji42][emoji124]‍♀[emoji124]‍♀[emoji124]‍♀[emoji124]‍♀[emoji124]‍♀[emoji124]‍♀[emoji124]‍♀[emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"
@[emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

"Ladies if your man doesn't treat you right, dont shave...just let him eat from the jungle, wacha ajitafutie huko[emoji114][emoji23]good day people

 

[Numbisa]

Sikuelewa kabisa pale poti! [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Yaani unaingia fb after kukuwa away siku mbili alafu unaona uko na messages tatu[emoji56][emoji56], unakimbia na kiherere ukifikiria ni ka slayqueen amereply Dm[emoji125][emoji125], kufika kumbe ni ndume zingine tatu zimeingia messenger
[emoji35]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nowadays guys dont break up anymore.They just leave you in a relationship to continue dating yourself. [emoji851][emoji23]

 

[Pyaar]

....

 

[mzee wa liver]

 

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