Wasukuma hatuna mahali pa kupumlia kwa kweli. Ushamba kila kona [emoji36][emoji36][emoji36][emoji24][emoji24]
Hahahahaha!Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking, just know she is going to her guy's place.
How did I know because it's written on syrup bottles "shake well before use" wisdom will kill me one day.[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]
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Yaani kusifiwa kote huko[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Ndo kazi waliyo kuwa nayo mama zetu, unatumwa dukani kununua unga na unasisitizwa "usije ukamwaga, mtakula matako yenu",Mungu alivyo jeuri unaenda na kurudi bila kupata ajali na mvua inanyesha.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]nilisema mimi
Ndo kazi waliyo kuwa nayo mama zetu, unatumwa dukani kununua unga na unasisitizwa "usije ukamwaga, mtakula matako yenu",Mungu alivyo jeuri unaenda na kurudi bila kupata ajali na mvua inanyesha.
Ajiroge akutume kununua mafuta ya kupikia na urudi haraka, hazipitiki dakika kumi unarudi na "uji wa mafuta " umejaa mchanga. Yalimwagika na yamezolewa.... Nimekoma kumsifia Shimba[emoji19] [emoji19] [emoji19]
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] wafupi tuna kazi mno ila Bora Uhai*Mtu mfupi hupaswi kusema nilipambana juu chini...sema tu nilipambana chini kwa chini*
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[emoji124] [emoji124] Hadi anafika itakuwa chapachapaa... Yaani ni "fyioooo... Fyoo"Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking, just know she is going to her guy's place.
How did I know because it's written on syrup bottles "shake well before use" wisdom will kill me one day.[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]
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