*Iwe siri yenu tu, mwanauzi usimwambie mtu; chukua magome ya muembe, majani ya mpera, mizizi ya mkorosho kisha yachanganye uyaponde ponde, kunywa kutwa mara 3 kwa mda wa siku 7 [emoji477], hiyo ni dawa ya kuokota gari*
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Me :Babe nakam leo kwenyu kuna mtu?
Her :Hakuna mtu we kam
(2 hrs later)
Me :Babe niko apa kwa gate tokea
Her :Mi siko home si nilikusho hakuna mtu
Me :Nugu wewe Sura ka ya babako
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Fat girls Facebook bio be like "mommy's little girl"......noooo woman, you're mommy's little hippo [emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Research says:
There is always that one lady who in
every WhatsApp group her only
contribution is Amen and sharing prayers, but then she is also that
lady whom most men in the group
have laid..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤝[emoji881][emoji6][emoji12]