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A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
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It is a mistake to think time is going. Time is not going.

Time is here until the world ends. It is you that is going. You don’t waste time.

Time is infinite. You waste yourself.

You are finite. It is you that grows old and die. Time doesn’t. So make better use of it. And one of the worst things to do with time is comparing yourself to others.

A cow eats grass and gets fat but if dog eats it, it will die. Never compare yourself with others.

Run your race. What works for one person may be that which will kill you.

Focus on your gifts and talents and don’t be envious of the blessings of others.

Happy Morning
 
Morning reflections :-
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power; the world will know peace.*
Jimi Hendrix

*Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
 
Happy Sunday,

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10 Principles Of Life

Stop and ask yourself today,"How do I really feel
about myself?"

Before you answer read these ten principles.

(1) Never think or speak
negatively about
yourself; that puts you in
disagreement with God.

(2) Meditate on your God
given strengths and
learn to encourage yourself,
for much of the time
nobody else will.

(3) Don't compare yourself to anybody else.
You're unique,one of
a kind, an original. So don't
settle for being a copy.

(4) Focus on your potential,
not your limitations.
Remember, God lives in you!

(5) Find what you like to do,
do well, and strive
to do it with excellence.

(6) Have the courage to be
different. Be a God pleaser,
not a people pleaser.

(7) Learn to handle criticism.
Let it develop you
instead of discouraging you.

(8) Determine your own
worth instead of letting
others do it for you. They'll short- change you!

(9) Keep your shortcomings
in perspective - you're
still awork in progress.

(10) Focus daily on your
greatest source of
confidence - the God Who
lives in you !

Wishing you most & more.
 
SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
*Iwe siri yenu tu, mwanauzi usimwambie mtu; chukua magome ya muembe, majani ya mpera, mizizi ya mkorosho kisha yachanganye uyaponde ponde, kunywa kutwa mara 3 kwa mda wa siku 7 [emoji477], hiyo ni dawa ya kuokota gari*
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], nilihisi dawa ya nguvu......

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Research says:
There is always that one lady who in
every WhatsApp group her only
contribution is Amen and sharing prayers, but then she is also that
lady whom most men in the group
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Simba mwenda pole .......... ........

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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
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