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myoyambendi

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Likes zinaendelea

 

Numbisa

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A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was going crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later their GateMan died.


Do not rush in solving problems

 

Numbisa

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Ayo was in a Mathematics class, a class he never liked. The teacher was teaching Algebra that day and the aspect involved was somewhat easy. The teacher decided to evaluate the students' understanding of the topic.
TEACHER: Chibuzor, what is 2 x a?
CHIBUZOR: 2a Sir.
TEACHER: Good! Kansiime: What is 9 x t?KANSIIME: 9t Sir.
TEACHER: Good! Ayo, what is 4 x q?
AYO: F**k you sir!

 

Numbisa

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Africa Justice System:

An Antelope was running like mad.

Elephant asked:-- Why are u running?

Antelope: They are arresting all goats.

Elephant: But you are not a goat?

Antelope: It will take at least 20 years to prove that in Africa!

The Elephant started running![emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

Numbisa

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Africa parents can send unnecessary messages when they see you doing nothing.
like: Numbisa! Go and check whether there is air outside.

 

Numbisa

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A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but he has forgotten what its been called, so he asked: "Please can i see the food syllabus?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Numbisa

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Guys, if you urinate and it comes out in pair, one going left and one going right. Just know you are a potential twin father. I MEAN IT.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

Numbisa

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Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you will be the next topic?

 

Numbisa

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The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem..

 

Numbisa

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Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortion. Sister, I don't understand what you're scared of.

 

Numbisa

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You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on" forget what little sister?.(The multiplication table?)

 

Numbisa

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A man is the head of the family, but a woman is the neck that turns the head.

 

Numbisa

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If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging.My brother, Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house. Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR

 

Numbisa

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When a guy doesn't love you anymore you will hear things like ... baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It's over

 

Numbisa

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My friend when your crush finally texts you and say "Hi how are you?" Do not waste time just reply "I'm single and you?" I repeat do not waste time.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

myoyambendi

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22:18

 

Numbisa

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Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. "Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!

 

Numbisa

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Because a girl replied u with "thanks love "
You now rush to inbox her. Now she snubbed u.
U see as u disgrace urself•

 

Numbisa

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When a lady send you a message like: Can you do me a favour, then you go offline and starting driving aeroplane with your phone Airplane mode. God is Watching You Broda.

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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• Sep 17, 2018

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Eminem jr said:

Hiii picha ya mke wangu umeitolea wap😡😡

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Yupo huko IG anameng'enyua msambwax mkuu. Nilifikiri ni slei kwini kumbe wifey. Sorry [emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]