Shimba ya Buyenze
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What if tungekuwa tunajua siku yetu ya kufa? Last hours unakula changu bila CD [emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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*Kuna watu siku ya hukumu wakiwekewa video ya dhambi zao zitaanza na WARNING 18 YEARS*
*Ukiona hvyo we anza safari ya kwenda motoni tuu*
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*Ukiona hvyo we anza safari ya kwenda motoni tuu*
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Huwa anaingia mara chache
mzee wa liver
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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*Dear ladies!! Not every man wants you just because you have that "p" btn your legs,some need your brain and attitude to support their dreams,so polish your brain more than your face... [emoji39][emoji39]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28] wisdom will kill me one day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji28]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28] wisdom will kill me one day [emoji23][emoji23][emoji28]
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Usiku unakua
Shimba ya Buyenze
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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other end
Shimba ya Buyenze
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It is true that:
A real boyfriend should give money to his girlfriend.. and real girlfriend should refuse to take that money. That's What we call true love[emoji23][emoji23]si hizi vinyangarika ukimpa pesa anaruka kama popcorns [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]saitan [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]...I am sorry to say so...
A real boyfriend should give money to his girlfriend.. and real girlfriend should refuse to take that money. That's What we call true love[emoji23][emoji23]si hizi vinyangarika ukimpa pesa anaruka kama popcorns [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]saitan [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]...I am sorry to say so...
Shimba ya Buyenze
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I Think The Woman who invented The Phrase “all men are the same” was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd...
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myoyambendi
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😂😂😂😂😂✔✔✔
Shimba ya Buyenze
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When you think of revenging everytime!!
TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.
TEACHER: Thomas, what's that??
TOMAS: Kelvin started it. [emoji853][emoji16]
TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.
TEACHER: Thomas, what's that??
TOMAS: Kelvin started it. [emoji853][emoji16]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Woiye BoyChild.
Imagine unaenda kwa girlfriend wako bila kumshow. Unaketi kwa bed yake then unaangusha jokes kali kali... Then boom [emoji95] Unasikia Nigga mwingine anapasua kicheko hapo chini ya kitanda. [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] Saitan!!!
Imagine unaenda kwa girlfriend wako bila kumshow. Unaketi kwa bed yake then unaangusha jokes kali kali... Then boom [emoji95] Unasikia Nigga mwingine anapasua kicheko hapo chini ya kitanda. [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] Saitan!!!
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Dakika ya 60 mbili bila
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*Gone are days when girls used to make sure the condom is Propery worn before sex, nowadays ni paka mate itelezee [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]*
Shimba ya Buyenze
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you can have a nice English name but your surname will drag you back to Africa [emoji23]
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Emanuel mwambulukutu
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Heeeeee!![emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Au Sir Fabian Enrique Jidulamabambasi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]