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[Davet]

Never have more children than you have car windows.

 

[myoyambendi]

Usiku unakua mkubwa

 

[myoyambendi]

Usiku wa burudani

 

[Davet]

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

 

[myoyambendi]

Pipii za kumumunyaaaa usiku

 

[Davet]

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.

 

[Davet]

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

 

[Davet]

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

 

[Davet]

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

 

[Davet]

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

 

[myoyambendi]

22:51

 

[Davet]

Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing.

 

[Davet]

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

 

[Bradha]

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Unatesti zali mwisho wa siku unajutia maana gut inaweza ungana na trachea ukabaki unalia[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

😀😀😀😀

 

[Davet]

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.

 

[Davet]

It's so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it's this monster that consumes so many millennial lives.

 

[Davet]

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

 

[Davet]

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

 

[Bradha]

Hahah JF bhana yani tunawezakua tunashinda pamoja ila tukija humu hatujuani

Kweli

 

[Yegomasika]