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myoyambendi · Jul 4, 2020

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Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

Yaani unakuta mwanamke anajua kushika dick [emoji533]vizuri kuliko mwiko wa ugali na bado anajiita wife material. Kengeeee
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Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

If you visit your boyfriend and he puts your shoes inside the house, you are a side chic

Debate peleka Catholic university

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

Your girlfriend/wife is not your sister. She can easily forget you and move on like nothing happened. [emoji23]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

Ukiona manzi amekupea "side" hug that means anafeel you ain't worthy to feel her titties on your chest aaand you've been friendzoned [emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23] like the stupid niggah you are [emoji57][emoji57][emoji19][emoji19]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

If he's older than 25 years and he's not saying
anything about marriage, dump him, Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

Unaona dem wako amepost pic ya msee mwengine and you're wondering how she left you bila kukwambia kumbe Dem amekupiga filters Hadi hujijui[emoji23]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

You slept with all the guys in neighborhood then in my turn you say you need a serious relationship, what have I done to you?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji16][emoji16]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

"Usikojoe hapa" and "This is a corruption free zone" are some of the most useless signs in this country.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

A girl will cheat on you and think she is punishing you [emoji2955][emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]Sis, hatutapanuka pamoja[emoji706][emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

KITENDAWILI..,
JOE:-Kitendawili
TEACHER:-Tega
JOE:-Toa Nguo [emoji23] nikukule
TEACHER:-Unafikiri Mimi ni rika yako[emoji849]
JOE:-Mwalimu ....[emoji12]Jibu Ni Ndizi[emoji529]

Kinyonyoke · Jul 4, 2020

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Asante mkuu ila mimi huwezi kunilinganisha na hao ma-great thinkers wakubwa uliowataja. Mi mwepesi sana hata robo siwafikii hao. Ndiyo maana nimetulia huku kwenye jukwaa letu la likes - jukwaa linalodharaulika sana hapa JF ila asante. Kila mmoja wetu ana umuhimu wake na tunategemeana na kukamilishana bila kujali tofauti zetu [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

Sawa lakin kila nikitazama kuna kitu cha tofauti sana kukuhusu...

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

Never mock a lady who is broke.
Some of them refused to sleep with men to get money.
They are the real deal
Please Respect them[emoji111][emoji817]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

*Imagine when you are about to give an offering in church with your last money and she texts you "buy condoms I'm on my way"*[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]
I swear the devil will win this battle[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

I hate wen I send *gud night* to someone then s/he replies *night*

Night wat?? Night club, night shift or night dress[emoji19][emoji19][emoji19][emoji23]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

[emoji848][emoji848]First sign of a loving and caring boyfriend [emoji1787][emoji1787]*Tumia to fare yako ukifika nitakurefund*[emoji848][emoji848]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

*Giving a guy your number knowing that you will refuse his proposal is a square root of Satanism[emoji108]*
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Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

Imagine dating a girl that gives you directions like this: "Wewe ukifika Buza mwambie boda ye yote akulete kwa Beatrice." [emoji23][emoji1787]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 4, 2020

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