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[Kgothalo]

Mamboz hiyo avatar sijailewa ni nani

Poa yaani haujaelewa picha ya aliyepo kwenye avatar au?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tell your man you're proud of him, you love him and you need him. Sometimes, appreciation is all that he needs.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*You are dating four guys and you are mocking a prostitute. My sister it's the same company, just that you are in private sector and she is in public sector. [emoji2957][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Poa yaani haujaelewa picha ya aliyepo kwenye avatar au?

Kasema yuko pub tena kule mbele kabisa kwenye kaunta upande wa kulia amevaa jezi ya simba ya kijivu anajipigilia mi K-Vant yake. Kwa mazingira haya sidhani kama anaweza kuitambua hiyo avatar [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji2099][emoji2099][emoji2099]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Come on Jayden. Let mama find a young bro/sis for you [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A man will never tell you I'll marry you, my sister go to his house and don't leave.... But ukifukuzwa shauri yako... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Poa yaani haujaelewa picha ya aliyepo kwenye avatar au?

Nimekupata

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wamama wa ploti ogopa[emoji119]
Unaleta dame anaamka na T-sho yako[emoji153] alafu unaskia wamama wa ploti[emoji344][emoji344]na hawa wasichana si wanapenda hii T-shirt ya blue
[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

"Kaa vizuri" has a different meaning during daytime, night,exam room...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji174]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Arsenal what are the guns for if you can't even shoot[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[moudgulf]

Kwa ile lugha ya wajanja Bongo tunamwita "gipilingitya mashi" [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Msukuma mavi, aau..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When u dating the right person Even your cheating skills disappear [emoji847][emoji847][emoji849][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126][emoji126]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Her: I f*cked your friend.

Me: I recommended you.
[emoji23][emoji174]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mapenzi ni kupendana na kupeana hii ya kuvaa nguo zinafanana achia wafungwa jela[emoji1310]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hawa mnaitaga madem mitaro hamuoni shida hukua ni nyinyi,[emoji23]mimi sijakutana na mtaro ata moja[emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

After Sex

WHITES : It was so wonderful babe we both enjoyed

KENYANS : Utoke pole pole hii plot hawapendi sura mgeni[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Yule rafiki wa Chanda na Pete ulikuwa unamwandika Kwa Insha bado huwa mnaongea ama niachane na maisha yako? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji57][emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I once visited a girl. I tried touching her and she said, "Stop it"[emoji1481], only to get home to see a text, "You give up too easily. "[emoji22]