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My girlfriend[emoji177] invited me to her house[emoji536], but I found her sister alone in the house, she was completely naked wearing nothing[emoji50][emoji848] lying on the sofa she was unbelievably sexy[emoji7], she whispered in my ear:"I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?"

[emoji124][emoji124] I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend and my entire-future-family standing outside, clapping hands with tears[emoji24] in her eyes, my girlfriend's father hugged me and said:"we are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldnt have asked for a better man for our daughter you've won my trust[emoji122][emoji122], welcome to the family"

Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your car[emoji594][emoji4]
 
I'm so sophisticated...

I'm from the city where the Muslims even Christians hate it...
Even the black folk hate to see another nigga made it...

Tell all them pussies to chill, champagne refrigerated...
Just bought a chopper 'cause the last one, got it confiscated...
Counting a hundred mill so many times, I contemplated...

You wanna be the hottest but that shit get complicated...
I pull your card, I know you're pussy by your conversation...
Show you the safe, you'll have to kill me for that combination...

Made another two milli just off the compilation...
I just hit a lick, I'm telling you this shit amazing...

Got a white bit.ch, she fucking me just like she Jamaican...
Sippin' purple and that muthaf.ucker concentrated...
The game's sweet, gave all my niggas an occupation (Ugh)...

Smoking weed, busting open dolla liquor later...
I bust her open then I tell her I'ma lick her later...
Pull out the stick and spray that bitch just like it's activator...

Time to lay down these niggas who still be masquerading...
We know you pu.ssies, so you got my niggas masturbating...
Put yo di.ck in the dirt, now you decapitated...

I'm getting money so you'll never hear me talking petty..
Tatted on my stomach, rich forever, Makaveli...
Fifty million, hundred million, it's accumulating...

I got a bitch I'm fu.cking that you see on...
And if he faking, *** him, tell them niggas "C'est la vie"...

Ever since I got money, e'rybody need favors..
That's why I ain't got no homies, and I ain't got no neighbors..
But I be on my grind like I ain't got no paper...

But I'm so rich and I got yo b.itch...
All in my whip and she all on my dick...
With a hand on my stick, tryna live in my crib...

And these nigg** so mad it's my turn now...
And I get that cash, my b.itch so bad, she know sophisticated...
I'm balling hard, fucking b.itches and ain't got shit for haters...

You ain't got no M's in yo account, I never ask my amount...
Treat that bad b.itch like a bad check 'cause I cash that and I bounce..
I ain't never had shit but I grab shit and I cashed out on that ounce...




Cc: mahondaw
 
Usituringie aty uko na boobs kubwa na huna haga
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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
My girlfriend[emoji177] invited me to her house[emoji536], but I found her sister alone in the house, she was completely naked wearing nothing[emoji50][emoji848] lying on the sofa she was unbelievably sexy[emoji7], she whispered in my ear:"I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?"

[emoji124][emoji124] I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend and my entire-future-family standing outside, clapping hands with tears[emoji24] in her eyes, my girlfriend's father hugged me and said:"we are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldnt have asked for a better man for our daughter you've won my trust[emoji122][emoji122], welcome to the family"

Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your car[emoji594][emoji4]
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so mjuba ulikuwa unafata condom hahaaaa sio kinyonge
 
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