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[Numbisa]

Mkuu tangu unifahamu ulishaona mahali nimemtusi mtu?

.ukiona mpk nimetukana ujue huyu binti kanikosea heshima sana

 

[BAK]

Nafurahi kusikia hivyo, mie namshukuru Mungu niko poa kabisa.

Nimesalimika mkuu,za leo?

 

[Numbisa]

Mkuu tangu unifahamu ulishaona mahali nimemtusi mtu?

.ukiona mpk nimetukana ujue huyu binti kanikosea heshima sana

 

[myoyambendi]

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

 

[Cole Williams]

Na shimba na carba shemeji

Usijali kabisa
Shemeji

 

[Numbisa]

Nafurahi kusikia hivyo, mie namshukuru Mungu niko poa kabisa.

Safi kabisa mkuu

 

[myoyambendi]

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Habari za mchana waungwana

Nzuri nsamaka lakini naona kuna bundi humu ananyemelea Uzi wetu

 

[BAK]

jakitoo

 

[Cole Williams]

Honourable
MYOYAMBENDI

 

[myoyambendi]

Most lipstick contains fish scales

 

[Numbisa]

Mkuu tangu unifahamu ulishaona mahali nimemtusi mtu?

.ukiona mpk nimetukana ujue huyu binti kanikosea heshima sana

Ha ha ha ha ha

Jifunze kwanza kuosha uchi binti

Mwanaizaya wewe ,ngedere mwenye kupalamia kila aina ya miti mwisho wa siku umepalamia mti wenye chavichavi ,Chavichavi kakuingia kwenye Makalio ,Makalio unakuwasha unatafuta kinguvu wa kukukuna ,humu JF hatununui.

 

[Numbisa]

Ha ha ha ha ha

Jifunze kwanza kuosha uchi binti

Mwanaizaya wewe ,ngedere mwenye kupalamia kila aina ya miti mwisho wa siku umepalamia mti wenye chavichavi ,Chavichavi kakuingia kwenye Makalio ,Makalio unakuwasha unatafuta kinguvu wa kukukuna ,humu JF hatununui.

 

[BAK]

myoyambendi

 

[cocochanel]

Hahahahaha lol! BAK ana maneno mazuri banaaa 🙂

Sawa Kaka nakuona
Uko level moja eeeeeh

Ukipiga suti siju akitoka ukiwa unamsubiria nje ya geti sijui mlango... usisahau kuirusha nikuone ulivyo Mister mapambano kwenye siasa

 

[mzee wa liver]

Aisee it's just swimming Love you know how much you mean to Me

Hahahahaha carbamazepine unakuona

 

[cocochanel]

Ubaya huvuma zaidi ya wema.

 

[cocochanel]

Ubaya hauna tongo, wema hauna kibanda.

 

[myoyambendi]

Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen

 

[cocochanel]

Siafu hupenya akauma laini.