Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[moudgulf]

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Ila jambo zuri ingawa wanakosoa hicho kizungu cha Diamond wao wenyewe Kiswahili hawakijui.
Ushamba ni mzigo mzito.
Unashobokea lugha za watu wakati lugha yako inakutoa jasho.

 

[Labella]

Yaani namwambiaga Labella kila siku hiyo pombe yake nikiiona chupa yake tu nasikia mawenge...😅😅😅sijawahi kuitest ila naiogopa.....mdogo wangu kasema hennessy halewi

😹😹😹 Tatizo Hennessy nikinywa naanza kumtafuta dear ex tugombane..!!
Ila Jägermeister nikinywa nawaza nizidi kupata pesa.!!

 

[Labella]

Jägermeister ukiifakamia bila mpango unaweza kujishushia mzigo. Walevi wengi huwa wanainywa kwa step...

Mwambie kwenye Hennessey adondosheemo vishoti vya Jameson. Dakika 10 hamalizi atakuwa keshawaka! 😁

Kaka acha uongo basi 😹😹😹
Ujishushie mizigo imekuwa wanzuki?

Hiyo formula ya kumix shot ya Jameson halafu nikilog in JF na kidumu changu cha petrol naenda lockup fasta 😹😹😹

 

[Labella]

Duh naona unazidi kuniweka mbali na jagermeister!😅😅😅😅 Labella njoo kuna mkemia huku katoa formula ya weekend

Hiyo formula yake ntaijaribu week-end ila nisiingie humu ntapewa ban 😹😹

 

[moudgulf]

Em ngoja kwanza, kwahiyo ulaya wafungwa huwa na simu zao vyumbani?

Nchi nyingi za Ulaya kifungo ni kuzuiwa tu na kukosa baadhi ya mambo, lakini wafungwa hupata huduma kadhaa za kibinadamu tofauti na nchi zetu hizi.

 

[moudgulf]

 

[moudgulf]

Kutoka kwa Masoud Kipanya.

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Booomshaka]

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Jongoo inalamba maji.

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Tangazo la Basi la Tilisho linaloenda Rombo "Mtakojoa ndani sasa"

😁😁😂😂

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Hukuwepo kwenye kikao😂

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Mshana Jr]

Worth listening👌🏿👏🏿

 

[Mshana Jr]

 

[Tajiri Sinabay]

Tangazo la Basi la Tilisho linaloenda Rombo "Mtakojoa ndani sasa"

😁😁😂😂
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Beba mbege na mavyombo yote, ndiyo si unakojoa ndani.

 

[Booomshaka]

Beba mbege na mavyombo yote, ndiyo si unakojoa ndani.

Ili ukojoe ndani, beba mbege, si ndio????