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snochet · 2012-09-12T16:49:29+00:00

1.Ukipata demu anaitwa ROSE,MUHANDO with care... 2.Dem anamwambia jamaa wake, "Nakupenda ila mambo ngono sahau.ntafanya na mme atakayenioa."Jamaa nae anamwambia, "ni sawa ila nawe mambo ya kuniomba pesa uwache,namhifadhia mke ntakayemuoa!!" 3.Mtoto wa miaka tano aliwapata wazazi wake wakifanya mapenzi,mama ndie aliyekuwa juu.Mtoto akauliza wanafanya nini,mama akajibu, "Unajua baba yako ako tumbo kubwa .humo ndani kumejaa hewa sasa mimi najaribu kupunguza hewa!"Mtoto akamwambia mamake, "mama,unafanya kazi bure,"Mama akauliza , "mbona wasema ivo?"mtoto akajibu, "kwasababu kila uendapo kazini,mfanyikazi hupiga magoti baba akiwa amesimama kisha ANAONGEZA HEWA TENA!!!!!!" 4.Msichana flani alienda hospitalini ili ajuzwe njia kutopata mimba,Hapo nje akaona kijikaratasi kimeandikwa;TUNA DAWA ZA KUKINGA KUPATA MIMBA.PIA,KUNA NJIA ZINGINE AMBAZO MADAKTARI WETU WATAKUJUZA.akaingia ndani akamwambia daktari, "Nataka unipe dawa ama unionyeshe njia zingine za kutopata mimba".Daktarh akachukua Box ya condom akampa.Msichana(hakua anajua Condom) akaulizwa, "nimeze hizi dawa na maji ama maziwa?"Daktari akamjibu. . "Meza na MB**!!!!!!!!"

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Start date Sep 12, 2012

snochet

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Sep 12, 2012

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