Wabunge wa Kenya ziarani kujifunza Mapishi!

[maatope]

Kumbe umeambiwa Kenya hakuna maskini!!! Kenya maskini wapo wengi tu kama Tz na wananyumba hadi za nyasi, hawana maji safi umeme nk.

aiseeeee,sikujua bana, mi naambiwa ni kama ulaya halfu nasikia wote wamesoma na wana akili kupita kiasi

 

[El Capitan]

hii ni kama comedy

 

[Hoodla]

Vipi Hoodla,it makes me so mad that this bloodsuckers are making it like a joke that they are swindling the tax payers!It makes me more mad that the speaker muturi recieves the report while laughing!Hate the guy so much right now he is the biggest fool ever!.Atleast you Hoodla are just an extinguisher of hope,hahaha.I blasted that guy so ruthlessly in that thread,but I felt so bad after I had to loosen a little.Ha!

Looooh you don't know me too well to judge me.....My fingers are crossed I'd like to see how the Mpigs will take the shackles off their feet

 

[pingli-nywee]

Looooh you don't know me too well to judge me.....My fingers are crossed I'd like to see how the Mpigs will take the shackles off their feet

Hey,was just kidding,as usual in Kenya no matter how grave and serious the matter is it will come to pass,no action,no consequences for the culprits and we will all forget it and move to the next thing.So sad.

 

[Kaunga]

Kweli nilivyosoma heading nikajua this is one of utani kati ya watani wa jadi; kenya na Tzee. Kuja kusoma duh, kumbe ni kweli. Kwa kweli Trump huwa anaropoka mambo ya ukweli hata Mugabe pia. Tofauti na sisi wao huita Chepe chepe na sio kijiko kikubwa. Wakenya karibia wote ni majizi

 

[kui]

Awww!, poor MPs, they're being fed old mandazi?!, C'mon neighbours, you can do better than this.....lol!

 

[MK254]

Awww!, poor MPs, they're being fed old mandazi?!, C'mon neighbours, you can do better than this.....lol!

Ouch! kui you shouldn't have come here, am under the table with embarrassment. Our Mpigs have set a new record in the world.

 

[kui]

Ouch! kui you shouldn't have come here, am under the table with embarrassment. Our Mpigs have set a new record in the world.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

#someonetelltheMpigs...

 

[maramia]

Wakimaliza nitahitaji wapishi kwenye hoteli yangu INCHAGE GALAXY iko Bunda, Tanzania.

 

[Nkurukuru]

Labda watapeana zamu kupika wakati vikao vinaendelea

 

[Baba Kiki]

aiseeeee,sikujua bana, mi naambiwa ni kama ulaya halfu nasikia wote wamesoma na wana akili kupita kiasi

Pole sana, ulidanganywa. Umaskini kwa wananchi wa Kenya ni mkubwa kupita kawaida. wanakaribiana na maskini wa India. Kwa kweli kenya ina matabaka ya kutisha.

 

[BlackPanther]

Kenya wabunge wanalipwa kuliko wabunge wa Ufaransa
nasikia Wabunge wa Kenya ni wanne duniani kwa kulipwa vizuri

Wanalipwa money nyingi isipokua wameyimwa akili tu,

 

[BlackPanther]

aiseeeee,sikujua bana, mi naambiwa ni kama ulaya halfu nasikia wote wamesoma na wana akili kupita kiasi

Duh si kweli! Hao wenye akili classini ni wageni wakutoka nchi mbalimbali,, wakenya miaka yote wanashikilia mkia tu,hivyo sioni ajabu hata economy yao inaendeshwa na waarabu,wahindi na wazungu! Ni hayo tu

 

[BlackPanther]

Wakimaliza nitahitaji wapishi kwenye hoteli yangu INCHAGE GALAXY iko Bunda, Tanzania.

Ha ha haa....mkuu inatakiwa wenye experience waifanye iyo kazi na sio mikenya, labda wafikirie tu kuwapa kazi za kusafisha toilets,tables za chakula n.k... Ni hayo tu

 

[BlackPanther]

Kweli nilivyosoma heading nikajua this is one of utani kati ya watani wa jadi; kenya na Tzee. Kuja kusoma duh, kumbe ni kweli. Kwa kweli Trump huwa anaropoka mambo ya ukweli hata Mugabe pia. Tofauti na sisi wao huita Chepe chepe na sio kijiko kikubwa. Wakenya karibia wote ni majizi

Ktk africa nzima hakuna( nchi )watu wenye roho mbaya kama wakenya,wapo wachache mno wenye imani may be 20%! Ni hayo tu

 

[BlackPanther]

hii ni kama comedy

Zaidi ya comedy

 

[BlackPanther]

Yaani hii aibu baba yangu....
Hawa wabunge wamesahau haraka kwamba Wakenya wakiamua kukinukisha huwa kinanuka.

Hahahaa Tangu lini mkawa na akili ya kufikiri mzee! Huwa mnajiendea tu maskini hamjui mnachokifanya, nimewadharau sana aise