Wachumba wa jf na mpesa,tigo pesa,??????????

[Smile]

Hee, Smile ni wewe kweli au macho yangu? Kuna Pedeshee anakuzingua na mipesa yake nini????

ahaaaa aku mi naridhika na kidogo nachopata bwana. hela sio maisha baby wangu

 

[NYENJENKURU]

Ni ushauri tu
kuna hii tabia ya wakaka /wababa/wazee wanaotoa matangazo yao ya kutafuta wachumba humu
mtu anatiritika sifa za amtakae then kuna hiki kipengele mnakipenda sana sijui ndo wimbo wa taifa kwenu? Oooh asiwe anapiga mizinga ooh dont mpesa me,or dont tigo pesa or airtel money me????
Khaaa mnajihami nini ? Ulishampesa na kutigopesa wangapi? Nani kasema ana shida na pesa by the way kama hela ni issue na unazo si zingekupa partner siku zote? Mbona unakuja kutulilia pm hapa
huko ni kuogopa majukumu,kuwa simple
sio wanawake wote wapo kiiivo ila ukishatanguliza umimi umimi katika vitu vyako unajipunguzia maksi,changu changu hela zangu hela zangu kaa nazo basi!
Wala hamna mtu mwenye time na hela zenu wanawake wanapenda mapenzi ya dhati na sio pesa ,hata sisi tunatafuta
chorusOn his death bed, Alexander summoned his generals and told them his threeultimate wishes:

1. The best doctors should carry his coffin;

2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones…) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery, and

3. His hands should be let loose, hanging outside the coffin for all to see!!

One of his general who was surprised by these unusual re...quests asked Alexander to explain. Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:

1. I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that, in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal;

2. I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, stays on earth...

3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed

Wewe Smile mtoto wa kichaga aishe haupendi pesa kweliiii.MMMMH unatuzuga wewe

 

[BADILI TABIA]

smileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:biggrin:eeeee

 

[Manyanza]

Wala hamna mtu mwenye time na hela zenu wanawake wanapenda mapenzi ya dhati na sio pesa ,hata sisi tunatafuta
chorus On his death bed,

Hapa umeua na kuongea ukweli kabisa nilikua na demu mara tatu nzima alikua ananisaliti na kulala na jamaa, akaniambia maneno haya haya yaani anataka penzi la ukweli sio vipesa na viji zawadi ninavyo mpa....
big up Smile

 

[Nyamayao]

Mi kabla mtu hajani PM inabidi anitumie kwanza Mpesa.

Hakuna conversation inafanyika bila kulipiwa.

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hahaha, na inaanzia ngapi?

 

[kyanaKyoMuhaya]

Mmmh mi sidhan kama Mwanamke anapenda pasipo pesa

Acheni hizo!!

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[Kaizer]

sio mimi sis kuna mdau nimemkuta anamind Madam X .mimi mtu wangu yupo fresh tu even tho nilimpata hapa hatuna habari na hela sie

He! Tayari kumbe! Lol

 

[Straddler]

Ni ushauri tu
kuna hii tabia ya wakaka /wababa/wazee wanaotoa matangazo yao ya kutafuta wachumba humu
mtu anatiritika sifa za amtakae then kuna hiki kipengele mnakipenda sana sijui ndo wimbo wa taifa kwenu? Oooh asiwe anapiga mizinga ooh dont mpesa me,or dont tigo pesa or airtel money me????
Khaaa mnajihami nini ? Ulishampesa na kutigopesa wangapi? Nani kasema ana shida na pesa by the way kama hela ni issue na unazo si zingekupa partner siku zote? Mbona unakuja kutulilia pm hapa
huko ni kuogopa majukumu,kuwa simple
sio wanawake wote wapo kiiivo ila ukishatanguliza umimi umimi katika vitu vyako unajipunguzia maksi,changu changu hela zangu hela zangu kaa nazo basi!
Wala hamna mtu mwenye time na hela zenu wanawake wanapenda mapenzi ya dhati na sio pesa ,hata sisi tunatafuta
chorusOn his death bed, Alexander summoned his generals and told them his threeultimate wishes:

1. The best doctors should carry his coffin;

2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones…) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery, and

3. His hands should be let loose, hanging outside the coffin for all to see!!

One of his general who was surprised by these unusual re...quests asked Alexander to explain. Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:

1. I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that, in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal;

2. I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, stays on earth...

3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed

Wape wape vidonge vyao..:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Kamanda Moshi]

Ni vizuri mtu akasema kile anachojisikia. Ila ki ukweli mimi sipendi kuombwa hela, kwa mfano; mmeanza mapenzi hata hamjajuana vizuri mtu anaanza ooh, naomba hiki, kile. In good faith haipendezi.

Wanaume walio wengi hawapendi mambo ya naomba, nina shida all the time. Wanawake nao ukitupa chance za kuomba utafikiri ni kituo cha msaada (unaomba mpaka vitu vya kijinga). Hata mimi kuombwa ombwa sipendi.

Word mkuu!yaan inakera kama nin,mtu hata hamjajuana fresh tayari kuomba omba!sisemi uongo huwa nachukia sana mtu anapoanza kuleta maombi mia mia mbele,sometime wakuta hata sio wapenz bt huko kuomba huko lol...waweza hata kimbia mji...oh kodi ya nyumba nimepungukiwa..naomba nijalizie...am I ur Husband...mara ooh I need to service my car n I am broke,pls I need ur help...am I ur boyfriend!mnajidhalilisha sana wadada mnaopenda kuomba omba,kwani nan umesikia ndo hana shida na hela?hata mie nina shida zangu...!
Mdada yeyote Anayeendekeza pesa mbele anajishushia thaman yake!Period!

 

[King’asti]

Hahaha. Mie ni wedi, hangiza iwe mndele.
Chezeiya mjini!

Matola mshamba tu.
Anang'ang'ania niende Jolly wakati Las Vegas kupo.

Uinuke zeze ewe Mndele?

shhhhh! Huku hunijui, usiniite kwa jina.

Harika! Ere hoa?

 

[neggirl]

hahaha, na inaanzia ngapi?

bei inategemea na mtu anavyojileta... ukija na mashauziii kibao lazima ukome.

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Hahaha. Mie ni wedi, hangiza iwe mndele.
Chezeiya mjini!

shhhhh! Huku hunijui, usiniite kwa jina.

hahahahhahahaha sawasawa

 

[amu]

Kazi mnayo humu loo

 

[FirstLady1]

Ukiona anajihami jua huyo ni alosto ..wenye hela zao wako kimya harooooooooo!

wamsikilize P- Square na wimbo wake ..wa chop my money cause i don't care :shut-mouth:

 

[Django Doer]

Ni ushauri tu
kuna hii tabia ya wakaka /wababa/wazee wanaotoa matangazo yao ya kutafuta wachumba humu
mtu anatiritika sifa za amtakae then kuna hiki kipengele mnakipenda sana sijui ndo wimbo wa taifa kwenu? Oooh asiwe anapiga mizinga ooh dont mpesa me,or dont tigo pesa or airtel money me????
Khaaa mnajihami nini ? Ulishampesa na kutigopesa wangapi? Nani kasema ana shida na pesa by the way kama hela ni issue na unazo si zingekupa partner siku zote? Mbona unakuja kutulilia pm hapa
huko ni kuogopa majukumu,kuwa simple
sio wanawake wote wapo kiiivo ila ukishatanguliza umimi umimi katika vitu vyako unajipunguzia maksi,changu changu hela zangu hela zangu kaa nazo basi!
Wala hamna mtu mwenye time na hela zenu wanawake wanapenda mapenzi ya dhati na sio pesa ,hata sisi tunatafuta
chorusOn his death bed, Alexander summoned his generals and told them his threeultimate wishes:

1. The best doctors should carry his coffin;

2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery, and

3. His hands should be let loose, hanging outside the coffin for all to see!!

One of his general who was surprised by these unusual re...quests asked Alexander to explain. Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:

1. I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that, in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal;

2. I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, stays on earth...

3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed

Hujaulizwa