Wakurya na kiswahili

[kyagata]

ha ha ha

 

[mangelengele]

Mama Bhoke ukimalisa kuokota mayai uje ni kurarie
(hapo ndo mzee anaomba mzigo hivo, inaonekana kikifika tu, kitu kambani, km kaambiwa apige penati)

 

[strugo]

nimebhita kwenye ile bharabhara wamechasa kibhusi wee....

Hahhaahaha aisee

 

[strugo]

Raisi maghusuri rinaghasa bhiyuma rinafikiri haritamariza muda

Juzi niririona ribhashite Mura bhare subha magheti rinabhakia rinakura sokoreti kama ridemu

 

[blackT]

acheni mambo ya kipuuzi mmexhakuwa mbona mnawajadili na kuwakxhfu wenzenu kiac hicho? jct imagine if it could be u?

Alafu sasa wanasema uongo na maneno mengi wala hayatamkwi hivyo, labda ni watani zetu

 

[blackT]

Mmeamua kufunga mwaka na sisi Wakurya. maneno mengine ni haya
1. hoti badala ya hodi
2. viasi badala ya viazi
3. Karipu badala ya karibu
Ila nimeona wengi mliamua kututania tu, nimecheka sana

 

[kyagata]

Raisi maghusuri rinaghasa bhiyuma rinafikiri haritamariza muda

Juzi niririona ribhashite Mura bhare subha magheti rinabhakia rinakura sokoreti kama ridemu

ha ha ha

 

[Muumangu]

Mmoja alikuwa jeshini akawakuta kuruta wageni wamekalia fumu huku saa meja kasima maana alikuwa hana gwana na wale ni wageni, coplo akawashia moto kwa kusema, "nyie kuruta mmekaria bomu na saa meja kasima,muna bhiriki bizuri" duh waliruka hao!

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[Nimkimbilie nani]

namubhikiria saaaaaana mwanangu Bhoke sijui atasomaje sure

Hahaha hahaha

 

[Nimkimbilie nani]

Unakucha mujini na chembe unataka kurima rami taata!!

Hahaha utagechwa muraaa

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Woti hapari yeni bhana hamchambo mura,Yaani sokoro tubho habha tunabhiga pia toka chana bhoti.Habha mwita kasima kapisa yaani arizani machi pia ni machi bhoti

 

[kyagata]

Woti hapari yeni bhana hamchambo mura,Yaani sokoro tubho habha tunabhiga pia toka chana bhoti.Habha mwita kasima kapisa yaani arizani machi pia ni machi bhoti

ha ha ha

 

[LaplaceTransformation]

We mama chacha embu njoo huku nikurenge!!

Wewe mama Munkari, wacha kukwepesa kwepesa , turia nikurime. .

 

[Munkari]

Wewe mama Munkari, wacha kukwepesa kwepesa , turia militiamen. .

Hahaha!!!

 

[LaplaceTransformation]

Mzee wa Kikurya kwenye msiba; Ku*****(kufiwa) ni jambo ra kusigitisha sana rakini razima kila mutu a*****

Mkuu siyo rakini, ni "arakini".

 

[LaplaceTransformation]

Hahaha!!!

Turia nikurime. Akiwa na maana hataki kukatiwa mauno.

 

[daveemma21]

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[Foxhound]

Mkurya halisi chai anaita "Chahe"
Uji anaita "Uchi"

 

[Foxhound]

Mtoto wa kikurya ambae ni Mp jeshini kapata nafasi ya kwenda Cadet, baba yake kusikia taarifa akasema "Rione hiri rimeacha MP rimekwenda Kadeti"
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[Arie power]

Mkwe wa kikurya akimshukuru mama mkwe wake" azande zana mama tangu nizaliwe zijawahi kuonja uchi mtamu kama wako"