Wakurya na kiswahili

[Jitu jeusi]

Mkurya halisi chai anaita "Chahe"
Uji anaita "Uchi"

True haahahah

 

[Jitu jeusi]

Mmeamua kufunga mwaka na sisi Wakurya. maneno mengine ni haya
1. hoti badala ya hodi
2. viasi badala ya viazi
3. Karipu badala ya karibu
Ila nimeona wengi mliamua kututania tu, nimecheka sana

4. Pilawa badala ya pilau
5.tibhii bala ya TV
6. Mupira badala ya mpira
7. Tara badala ya taa
Ninacho nifurahisha eti Kenge kwa kikirya inaitwa Emboro
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[Mother Confessor]

Mkurya halisi chai anaita "Chahe"
Uji anaita "Uchi"

Hepu nipe "uchi wa motoo"...

 

[bombu]

Hibhii hiyo uchi inaghucha haichiii?? Tumengocha mbaka tumechoka mura

 

[kyagata]

Huho ugari hauhivi tu mura?

 

[Meja mstaafu]

Jamaa hawa ni noma.. Shamba wanaita Mughundu.
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[Jitu jeusi]

Jamaa hawa ni noma.. Shamba wanaita Mughundu.
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Mughondo....

Ngoma initwa Embeghete
Gari inaitwa matoka(motor car)

 

[kyagata]

Hibhii hiyo uchi inaghucha haichiii?? Tumengocha mbaka tumechoka mura

ha ha ha

 

[keki ya harusi]

Jamaa hawa ni noma.. Shamba wanaita Mughundu.
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Mura unareta mambo ya kiswahili

 

[Eng.Dullah]

Mleta uzi huu cjui aliwaza nn nmecheka sanaa. Tuletee na makabira mengn mkuu maana nayo n shda

 

[keki ya harusi]

Mods kana obhokangi bhonoo

 

[Pierreeppah]

Kuna moja juzi aliniambia anauza giriri, mpk nigundue maana ya giriri ilinigarimu mda kidogo. Kumbe anasema anauza grili za madirisha

 

[Kingfisher]

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[Kingfisher]

Mkuu siyo rakini, ni "arakini".

Hahaha

 

[vkitina]

Kuna moja juzi aliniambia anauza giriri, mpk nigundue maana ya giriri ilinigarimu mda kidogo. Kumbe anasema anauza grili za madirisha🙂🙂🙂🙂

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

 

[kyagata]

Nimebhita bhale gorosari kwa mama pili nimegunywa bhia nimerewa sana

 

[Yimakatso]

Turikwenda kumsalimia Chacha muchini.Muke wake ni muswahiri akaturetea chai tukara akatulea wari tukanywa hata hatukusiba.Chacha bhado hachaoa mpaka tumutabhutie bhinti wa bhoti haki ya mama atubhilie ughare tusibe kabhisa

Aise umenichekesha vibaya sana.

 

[Mshana Jr]

Mwenye video ya mama chamira jamani

 

[avaragestudent]

😁😁😁