Wanaume mkiomba namba ya simu mpige

[Behaviourist]

Duuuh!!.....Kuna mtoto mwenye chura nimeomba namba yake ya simu kule badoo nilikuwa sina mpango wa kumpigia sasa inabidi nimpigie!![emoji53][emoji53][emoji53]

 

[Nleterewa Nganengo]

Watasema wako busy. Unajuiliza vip wako busy? Mungu mwenyewe alipumzika isitoshe mungu ndo inabidi aseme yuko busy maana anahudumia wateja wengiiii mno.

hospitalin wagonjwa wanamuita.

Walopata ajari wanauita

huko makanisani ndo usiseme

mungu wa tanzania nae yupo busy anaomba watu wamuombee kwa mungu kha!


sio hao tu hata mwizi yuko busy anamuomba mungu asikamatwe.

Sembuse wewe kikazi kimoja eti uko busy?? Busy my foot!

Bora hata sisi ambao tupo busy tunamshukuru mungu kwa kukamata li bombadia huko canada.

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Imebidi nicheke tu, naomba namba yako me siko bize sana[emoji12]

 

[Hornet]

Duuuh!!.....Kuna mtoto mwenye chura nimeomba namba yake ya simu kule badoo nilikuwa sina mpango wa kumpigia sasa inabidi nimpigie!![emoji53][emoji53][emoji53]

Hebu piga haraka sana.

 

[Hornet]

Mhh! Alikufanya nini au ndiyo hivyo tukiona manyoa ujue kaishaliwa..! [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Street teacher

Hapana yule brother wangu na shemeji pia.

 

[Complex]

Hheheeheeehe...!

 

[MBITIYAZA]

mh

hahha we fikiri vby tu ! mwenzako nna maana nyingi sana hapo !ohooo

 

[Hornet]

Huenda umekariri vibaya huo ujumbe, nimeomba utume ukiwa umesimama

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Hata kule nimetupia nikiwa wima wima.

 

[Behaviourist]

jaman nimecheka sana jaman ! mie sipend kuombwa namba public! jaman unakuwa unajistukia tu !hebu wanaume halisi tengezeni business card jaman ! na sie tutengenezege mwee ! cc demi ,Neybright ,Heaven Sent ,espy ,Nalendwa ,Doris Gabriel ,babydoll

Kwani nanyupu hakuomba namba ya simu?[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Hheheeheeehe...!

chef

 

[Joowzey]

hahha we fikiri vby tu ! mwenzako nna maana nyingi sana hapo !ohooo

how madam,nieleweshe bas kulee...

 

[Behaviourist]

Hahaaaa. Nimecheka sana.

Walio wengi watapita kimya kimya. Ila wanaume muwe mnapiga jamani pale mnapoomba namba na mkafanikiwa kupewa

Mimi mwanamke ambae hana chura siwezi kumpigia simu ng'oo!![emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Kwani nanyupu hakuomba namba ya simu?[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

hhahah unamchokoza mtoto wa watu !

 

[Shadeeya]

Mimi mwanamke ambae hana chura siwezi kumpigia simu ng'oo!![emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

Sasa unaiomba namba ya nini mkuu?

 

[MBITIYAZA]

how madam,nieleweshe bas kulee...

hahaha natafuta wadhamini wa kunidhamini biashara yangu !hahaha kule we unazengua

 

[Complex]

chef

Hahahaaaa, Chef Huonekani aisee. Ngoja nikupigie niokoe Jahazi

 

[Demi]

jaman nimecheka sana jaman ! mie sipend kuombwa namba public! jaman unakuwa unajistukia tu !hebu wanaume halisi tengezeni business card jaman ! na sie tutengenezege mwee ! cc demi ,Neybright ,Heaven Sent ,espy ,Nalendwa ,Doris Gabriel ,babydoll

Kweli bwana business card muhimu, bora upewe card hlf mwenyewe utajua kama umpigie au la. Kama halipi akikupa mgongo tu unaichana hapo hapo

 

[mdau king]

Atakupigia ucjali,amesikia malalamiko yako

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[X_INTELLIGENCE]

poleni sana tatizo lenu muda mwingine mnalinga sana.....

 

[Behaviourist]

Haaaha imenitokea week lilopita !baba kanifatilia nyuma yangu weeee uwii kwanza lisinipigie tu ! pyee

Shem kumbe bado unalipa!![emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Mimi mwanamke ambae hana chura siwezi kumpigia simu ng'oo!![emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

basi ujue good fu.ck hakuna lakini mbwembwe nyingiiiii kha !