CHOKAMBOVU
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- Dec 3, 2011
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Nataka kuleta posa tumalizie uzee
Nataka kuleta posa tumalizie uzeeTuliaaaa mtoto! Na uzee nao unanikongotaaa
Fitaaaa ilikuwa fitaaaaa muraaaaaaa!!!!
Nikaweka counter offer EVERYTHING! Fido ana hahahaaa anaonaaa bet inachelewaaa! Mkongwe akazungushaaa ILE shillings! Anataka kufunguaaa! Nyani akamkataza! You know what ladies! Nimechokaaa sanaaa! The nigh was interesting! Ila nalazimika kuondokaaaa!
Fido kidogo amnyonye damuuu! Alajikataaaa kiulaini! SOMETIMES THE DEVIL IS NOT SO BLACK AS HE IS PAINTED! (OR HE IS THE DARKEST SHADE OF BLACK )
Tukaondokaaa kimyaaa kimyaaaaa! Haina manenoooo! Wanasema ukubwa jalala! I decided to be the bigger person! Nikamuita Mdigo mdogo wangu I AM SORRY for tonight , I’m sorry about MOTP! You mean much more than all these dicks combined! peace!
Akasema I’m sorry I used your son against you! I’m sorry Nilikiuka makubaliano! The dude was hot! Nikamwambia twende club! This life time has more dudes to offer than you can ever imagine!
Nimerudi kwangu alfajiriiiii! Nikajitupaaaa kitandaniiii niko hoiiii! Niko bwaaaaaaax! Niko bored! Kufumba macho tu! Nikapotelaaaa usingiziiniiiii kabisaaaa!
Nastukaaa saa 11 jioniii! Nikala bagga! Drunk and fat is not a way to go life! Nikawazaaaa sanaaaaa! Badooo naona kumkosa Nyani ni uzembeee mkubwaaa! Mbona inawezekanaaa kabisaaaaa!
Nikampigiaaa magoti mkongweee! Chonde chondeee nipe 1 more chance! 1 last chance! No mistakes! Akagomaaaa kabisaaa! Anadaiii Jana tumemvuaaa nguo stand ya Magufuli! Nikamuombaaaa answer was no!
Nikamtuma dada bia zingineee! Nikilewaga nakuwaga Na akiliii sanaaaa! Kweli katikaaa ulevi wazo likanijiaaa! Huyu bwege nikimpitishia msakooo wa kiwanja kwa kiwanja nitashindwa kweli Kumpata? Dar yenyewe ndogooo! Na sehemu zinazo happen no chacheeee! Itakuwa uzembeee! Na sababu kaja likizo tu hawezi kukosa sehemu kama 4 tu! NAPITA ZOTEEEE! NO STONE WILL BE LEFT UNTOUCHED!
Nikalala kwanza! Naamka bichwaaa linagongaaaa! Nikaogaaaa maji ya baridiiiii! Kidogooo nifeee! Hamna tiba rahisi ya hangover! Nikanywa Na supuuu! Bado hali yangu ilikuwa ya kusuaaa suaaaa!
Kuja kupata nafuuu Jtano! Mdigo ana nichekiiii vipi hajakitafutaaaaa! Malayaaa huyuuu vipi! Akanistuaaaaa! Au kamtafuta yeye! Nikamtegaaaa sikutaka ajue kanipanikishaaa! Nikamwambiaaa mimi nishaachana na habariiii hizoooo! To hell with him!
Akagunaaaa! Akasema nakujuaaa! Hushindwagi kirahisiiiii! Lazimaaa una karata mkononii!!! Nikamwambiaaa mimi naumwaaa hoiii karataaa gani hiooo! Akagunaaa mmmmmhhh! We si umempigiaaa Mkongweee! Unaombaaa second chance! Nikamkaziaaa so? Si kaninyimaaa! Imeishaaa hio! Akagunaaa tu Mmmmh! Not like you! Nikamuhakikishia kabisaaa sina tricky!
Usiku nikaanza u night walker! Get rich or die trying! Viwanja vi 3 holaaaa! Cha 4 JACKPOT! Nikawazaaa sanaaa! Kwanza alikuwa Na wachat wengineeee! Ana kulaaa bataaa! Akijua I stalked him atakuwa panaroid! Wenzetu hizi issue za Stalking wanazichukulia very serious!
Nikakaa tu karibuuu! Namsikizia story zake! Boring same old staff! Ila akawa anamwambia anaenda Zanzibar! Kesho for a week! Hotel flaniiii! BINGO! Hotel hio ni ghaliii! Ila ni low season! So sometimes you gonna invest in this shit! Zanzibar I’m comming !
Nikamuaga dada exactly napoendaaa! Si mnajua na mtoto siwezi ku disappear out of the blue! I deserve a vacation! Life is hard! Life will always be hard! Mda Mwingine unajitatuaaa tu akiliiii!!!
Nikapakiiii vitu vyanguuu konkiiii! Mdigooo akapigaaa tenaaa! Kama mwangaaa! WOTP umekubalijeeee tumkoseee yule mchatiiii! Nikamwambia sipo huko tenaaa! Na mikakati mipyaaaa! She knew me! She knew I was cooking something and I wasn’t gonna let her in my kitchen! Not after how she behaved recklessly last time!
Nimepanda boat la saa 4! Jioni nipo Zanzibar! Hotel mojaaa ya nyaniii! Sometimes all you need is to be at the right place at the right time and fate will gladly smile upon you! Believe me! Just a little action you are in!
Nacheck in hotel Kama mtu vileeee! Guess who was also checking in? You can never guesss! Mdigoooo huyuuu hapaaa! Looking all glamarlous as usual! Huyu nakuja kumuwekea sumuuu! Hanijuiiii!
Never show your enemy they shook you! Nikamkumbatiaaaa! Waaaoahhh! Nae kinafikiii akanikumbatiaaaa! Kila mtu akalipia room yakeee! Mmmhhh! Let the savagery begin!
Nikawaza Nyaniii lazima nitampata at the pool! Nikatokaaaa kawaidaaa! Sio mtu wa kupaniaaa! Namkutaaa mdigooo kajianikaaa Na bikini body yakeee! All white as usual! Wazungu wanapatitika! Badalaaa ale vichwaaa vya maana anangangania Na fantasy! Bwege tu huyuuu!
Nikarudiiii! Sawa Mungu hajanipa body la Mdigooo Ila kanipa akili! Maybe the pool is not the best spot at my interest! Hizi stretch marks sio za kuanikaaa kabisaaa!
Sometimes you should not dwelll at what you don’t have! Rather than what do you have! Vita yoyote Kabla hujaishinda physically lazima uishinde kichwani kwanza!
“YOU LACK NOTHING! USE WHAT I GAVE YOU! “Sincerely God
She maybe be hot! But I’m smart and she is dumb! I’ll use her dumbness against her! Nikavaaa kigauniii Na kuongozaaa bar! Nafika bar Nyaniii huyuuuu hapa!
Akanikumbukaaa the bet lady! Na Mimi nikamkumbuka! ANAULIZA huku umefata nini? Namwambia vacation! Akashangaaa! Nikamuuliza ulijua mimi mswahiliii? Akagunaaa! He never says much! Nikamwambia njoo tucheze pool!
Hio mitegooo ya pool sasaaa! Kujibiduaaa kama koteeee! He was ready to be shipped! My bed or his bed ndo kilichobakia kuamuliwaaa! Naombaaaa maduaaaa yoteee Mdigooo asitokeeee kokoteee!!!!
Ananiuliza where do you work! Namjibuuu Bank! Anauliza Mbona pale ulishindwa kujibu! Nikamwambia huwezi Jua nani alikuwa anafatilia ule upuuzi siwezi kujapordise reputation ya bank kijinga vileee! Nika muonesha picha yangu ya bank kitambooo! Before the economy crushed!
He was all in! Anajuaaa anabanjukaaa na Banker! Maninaaaa ! Mjiniiii hapaaa! Naona mda unaenda hajiongeziiii na yule akili mbovu mda wowote anaibukaaa! Nika mchana tu YOUR ROOM OR MINE!
Akajibu mine, because it’s a suite baby! Hizo deluxe rooms are not my thing! Namvutaaaa tuwahiiii kama weziiiiii!!! Nilikuwa sitakiii mambo yawe mengiiii sanaaaa!
Na ikumbukwe hii show ilikuwa kifuta jasho! Nishaingiaaa hasaraaa kibaoooo! I was not going to perform! Just sit back and enjoy myself! To the fullest!
The suite was worth every penny! Nilitaka kujisnap nikawazaaaa sanaaa! Atanionaaa mswahiliii! Wakati hapo nipo kwenye character ya corporate banker! Nazungumzia how the season is low!
Kwa kawaidaaa hizi play of skills ni muhimu mda mwingineeee! To bring someone to the mood! Nimekaaa pale! Tunakunywaaa! Mambo mdogo mdogooo! Niki usoma mchezooo!
Game ikapigikaaaa! Siwezi kuwaambia details Ila kama tulivokibalina mtu mwenyewe dakika 3 mbeleee! Baada ya game nikamuuliza mimi na Mdigo alivutiwa na nani siku ile HONESTLY! Hakufikiriaaa! Akasema wewe!
I knew it! HE WAS LIEING LIEING! Kawaida yake ni mtu wa kufikir sanaa! Ila mda huu he was very direct! Na the fact that sijamuonaaa mdigooo jioniii yoteee ile nafsi yanguuu ikawa na Mashaka!
Mdigo naemjuaaa mimi angepita chumba kwa chumbaaa kunikaguaaaa! Yes I did win! Ila the win was so simple! Kama ushindi wa mezaniiii!!! Haukuwa Na ladhaaaa kabisaaaa!!!! Raha ya ushindi uwe wa kupenyaaaa!
Ila nikalala! Nikaja kuamshwaaa na room service mda wa buffeeee ! Nikataka nimsakeee mdigoooo nijueee tu what she is up to! Au nilimfikiriaaa vibayaaaa! Sivooo alivoooo alikuja Na mambo yake mengineee kabisaaa!
Nikashukaaa caffeteriaaa! Nikamkutaaa! Looking flawless as usual! Nikamkumbatiaaa shoga angu tenaaa wa ubaniiii! Akamuitaaa muhudumu Na kumuuliziaaa Nyaniii! Hehehehe haloooooo! Bado ana windaaa wenzie tusha chinjaaaa!!!!
Mhudumuuu akasema Mbona ame check out mda si mda kuna flight anawahiiii Dar! Mdigooo akadakiaaa Ina maana hayupooo kwenye suite yake? Nikamdakiaaa wooooo woooo umejuaje Nyani ana suite? Akasema sababu nimelala nae Jana bafuniii kwa hio suite tulivo toka pool! Ndo kanichoshaaa nikalala kwangu usiku akaenda bar!
Mazafantaaaaaa!!!! Akaniwahi na wewe umejuaje ana suite! Nikamwmabiaaa nimelala nae usikuuu kucha nilikutana nae bar! Hapo hapo tukarukianaaaa!
Mshenziii wewe malayaaa bwana Ali Anza na Mimi but you just couldn’t keep your legs shut! Kaniinamisha bafuniiii mambo yako kuwa heavyyyy! Hapo ngumiii zinapigwaaaa!
Ghafalaaa! Nikakumbukaa KATUTOROKAAA! Nikamwambia mdigo! He PLAYED US! Tumetorokwaaaa! Sasa tukawa page mojaaaa! HE HAS A NERVE! Fastaaa tukawahiii boat! Bahati yake Ali kaa first class Na alikuwa ame book maana kumejaaa!
Feriiii tukamkosaaa! Tukaungaaa nae airport! Mshenziii alikuwa na mwanamke Mwingine wanaagana! Tukamvamia akaombaaa farghaaa na sisi Kama watu wazimaaa!
Tukamwambiaaa inakuwajeeee? Kwanini atuchezeeee mchezoooo mchafuuu! Akajitetea! Jamaniii jamaniiii ndugu wasomaji! Wachatiii you were all throwing yourselves at me tangiaaa bar! You nearly tore each other apart pale bar! You stalked me the hotel!
Well wote ni wazuriiii sanaa kila mtu kwa namna yake! Nilijitahidi kuchaguaa ila nikaonaaa ataenikosa ataumiaaa! Na Kwanini animoseeee Mimi nipo teleee nawatoshaaa woteeee!
Come on! We both enjoyed! It was fun! It can remain like that! After all it’s what we all wanted! Win win! Maybe I didn’t pay for it! Well I was wrong! $500 hiii split it 50/50! Akakuta sura hazinaaa ushirikianooo! Chumba tu $100! Akajiongeza okay $1000! Tukazikwapuaaa! Anasisitiza chukueni namba yangu wa chatiii basiiii! You know to keep in touch!
KWENDRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Msifanyie hivyo. Hiyo ni FGM inapigwa vitaduniani koteAsipoimalizia tunamkata kiharage na meno!!
KAKA KIIZA HEBU TUPE NASIE CONNECTION ISIBAKI KWA LARA TU NASI TUPATE WANAWAKE WENYE PESA KAMA WAO WANAVYOTAFUTA WANAUME WENYE PESA. HII SI NDIO ITAKUWA 50/50?Keeeeeee! lara 1 nimekumiss hadi naumwa havi BLUE PEAL BADO IPO LIVE?HAPO BONGO??Love you Big still there after the bridge ??you got me buddy.much respect baby you.😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩😋😋😋😝
Hahahaha!Lara jamani!muache kaka anguSmart911 my sweet naughty boy!
FILE LAKO LINAFATAAAA! AND YOU BET IT IS LOADED AND HOT!
Since I have always had a soft spot for you and part from your wondering MJUBILENG you are a nice cool and hard working man!
SO I GIVE YOU A CHOICE! NIANDIKE AU NIPOTEZEEEE!!! Nikikuandikaaa you will go platinum sky will be your limit! THE CHOICE IS YOURS!
You committed crimes against WOTP Na anasisitiza REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD!
Km movie[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]dah wanawake tuna kazi
SMART 911 Kaomba mda aendeleee kujitafakariii! Not that he is chickening out or something! He just doesn’t want to be selfish about other people who may be involved as collateral damage! ISNT HE SWEET!
Yet still he wants piece of the action!
Nampa mpaka kesho jioni! So Leo jioni bila bilaa!
Wacheka nini maho?[emoji28]Eagerly waiting for the file... Khakhaa..nacheka kama mazuri vile.. !!
Hilo file tunalolisubiria mtu afungue pass code![emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732][emoji1732]Wacheka nini maho?[emoji28]
KLM umeanza kupokea rushwa ili u edit file??SMART 911 Kaomba mda aendeleee kujitafakariii! Not that he is chickening out or something! He just doesn’t want to be selfish about other people who may be involved as collateral damage! ISNT HE SWEET!
Yet still he wants piece of the action!
Nampa mpaka kesho jioni! So Leo jioni bila bilaa!
AsanteeeeIgweeeeeeeee!!!
RIP WARUMI! ( Mimi na wewe tulikuwa na tofauti zetu za hapa na pale but all Ina all you were a good man, young and vibrant! You will be much missed! Haswaa vi chambo vyako! )
Im back from around the world! Kabla hamjapanic nimerudi na Vuuu tu! Nothing to show picha tu! So relax! And yes nimerudi kudanga humu like i never left!
Mambo ni mengi, Ubuyu ni mwingi! Na sinaga kazi mbovuuu! Ukiona biography Jua tu $$$$$ sio shida zetu kwenye story zetu!
Hii sio story tuelewane! Ni biography! TRUE EVERY LINE EVERY DETAILS! Mpaka nimerudisha papito humu baada ya kuizunguka dunia nzima! Mjue humu ni mgodiiii! Sahivi nakomaaa mpaka miele week!
WHO IS WOMAN OF THE PEOLE? HUMU MMU NI NANI? ANA UHUSIANO GANI NA MAN OF THE PEOPLE! KATOKEA WAPI NA KAPATAJE HIZO $$$ 20,000! Nyani Ngabu kwa $$$ 1000 tu nakuwa chawa wako pro max! Na wewe unatajwa sanaaa kwenye list ya WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE! Kunywa panadol mapemaaa!
THE FULL BIOGRAPHY OF THE BADDEST ONE AND ONLY WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE COMMING SOON( LEO LEO) Kunirudisha humu niandike gazeti kaonesha jeuri ya pesa! Kanambia only you can write my Biography! Talk your number! Jamaniiii! Yule yule mchovu mwenzetu!
USIBANDUKE!
Eeeeeh jamani. We WOTP shoga angu mbona mie hunigei hizo connection jamani na mimi unajua sio fake.THE WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE ( THE AUTO BIOGRAPHY)
WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE (WOTP) in early thirties net worth 100m and counting! Owner of micro finance, Mother of 1, Widowed! CPA(T) , Hustler, Fiancé! Most of all MTOTO WA MWANANYAMALA TO THE CORE!
Lara 1: When, Why and how did you come to JF!
WOTP: I was young naive, beautiful, vibrant and full of hope, full of love! Looking for a better life!
Lara 1: Did you really believe JF could give you a better life?
WOTP: Absolutely! With all my heart! I did every inch of me!
Lara 1: For bagging over 50m from one guy hapo sijaongezea za kina Man of the pepole, Nyani ngabu na the rest of your juicy least which we will devour bits by bits! I also now strongly believe HORSES DO FLY IF YOU HOPE ENOUGH![emoji2]! Back to Topic!
Securing that humongous bag! THE BAG! Sanduku! Was it a walk in the park? How was it ! Gives us all in one word!
WOTP: DEADLY!!!
Lara 1: Mudderous in did!!!! But I still can not believe you snatched that MONSTER bag under our very nose! Maybe others but me your Maestro! It is such a shame in my Jf career to be outsmarted by you! You wanted me to do this auto biography to rub it on my face every second! Full offence taken! My story is not over! But as long as you have that bag we are best friends for life! When you are at the top THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCES WHATSOEVER!
I still do not believe you bagged that bag here in MMU! Convince me more! And you know me I’m not easily convinced!
WOTP: How in the hell did I get to own a Micro fiancé? You know me Lara! Umekopa paleee! Kama sina nakukopeshaje? Mmmmhhh!
Lara1: No further questions your highness! Sorry! 1 last final question! Kwa wale wanaofanya mizaha mizaha humuuu na wenye gundu kama mimi la kutongozwa na vingasti sugu! Unatushauri nini maybe some pointers, maybe namba hio ya mganga wako, coordinate za Njia panda au makaburi uliologea pale mwananyama au namba za mbeba box, you know anything to keep as going!
WOTP: BE REAL, BE YOUR SELF! NEVER BE FAKE! Fake attracts fake!
Lara 1: Nakuja chobingo namba ya mtaalamu huyoooo! Usinikazieee! Well We as the people have the right to know everthing! Every damn thing! Kuanzia comment ya kwanza una comment humu! Mpaka uka secure the bag!
STAY TUNED FOR AUTO BIOGRAPBHY OF OUT ONE AND ONLY MVP WA WANAWAKE WOTE HUMU MMU THE BADEST BEACH WOMAN OF THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfiltered! Name dropping kama zote! Mtanisehe hawezi mwenzangu kupata Fuba hilo mi nipo tu! Stress nawamalizia nyie kwa kuwataja majina mwanzo mwisho! Sio wanawake sio wanaume!