Paula Paul
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- Oct 23, 2019
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Funeral of your fellow student or teacher?
That was too mean[emoji4][emoji4]
Funeral of your fellow student or teacher?When I was late from school and i said i was at the funeral
Na haujagundulika Eli79?Nimedanganya sana!
[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15] Frankly speaking, I bet this is the best lie you ever told us!!! Virginity hahahahahI bet you gonna tell this lie to your kids that they should learn from you.
Well I'm 29 married and still haven't lost mine[emoji4][emoji4]
Sijui kama wahusika waligundua.Na haujagundulika Eli79?
Hahaha naona fursa inaangaliwa hapaKaribu sana ujerumani
In that case? A big NO.thats not true it will be chaos, imagine someone come out now and tell you that he/she is responsible for the death of one of your beloved, or someone tells you she sleep with your husband, still the world will be a better place?
Na kuchangia usisahau.kama mimi na like tu
Guten morgen, Paula.Don't take it seriously, Milestone.
Lying about my age is a lie am going to die with. Unlike you i did reduce 2 years so that i dont get to retire mapema. Silly was i went far and changed the papers.I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.
Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.
And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is I never slept with any man. Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.
Joke of the century, right ? Married, yet carrying your virginity with you.
Danke. Guten tag herr.Guten morgen, Paula.
She meant your story has made her laugh.
[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]did they find out?
Mmmmh!Well, wasn't that hard to go that long without (..) And still It's not that hard for me... I just don't wanna give it to someone easy.
Thank you.
Hahahahhahaha you are not the only one lying about this. Bad luck, I am your employer and for this lie, you are going to get fired.Lying about my age is a lie am going to die with. Unlike you i did reduce 2 years so that i dont get to retire mapema. Silly was i went far and changed the papers.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Mmmmh!
Good!
[emoji23][emoji23]please don't fire me; that was a lie too Boss [emoji1787][emoji1787]Hahahahhahaha you are not the only one lying about this. Bad luck, I am your employer and for this lie, you are going to get fired.
Nakufa kiume.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] fa.la kweli
Madame have you forgotten that I don't have a sense of smell? I don't know really.You married? I am happy for you all.
And she believes that you don't have a sense of smell? Within a good 12yrs?What about her body ador? [emoji4][emoji4]
You are so good on keeping a lie going.
Congratulations, you have been awarded the best liar award! You can now kiss the "award"[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]