What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

[Paula Paul]

When I was late from school and i said i was at the funeral

Funeral of your fellow student or teacher?
That was too mean[emoji4][emoji4]

 

[Paula Paul]

Nimedanganya sana!

Na haujagundulika Eli79?

 

[valent]

I bet you gonna tell this lie to your kids that they should learn from you.
Well I'm 29 married and still haven't lost mine[emoji4][emoji4]

[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15] Frankly speaking, I bet this is the best lie you ever told us!!! Virginity hahahahah

 

[ERoni]

Na haujagundulika Eli79?

Sijui kama wahusika waligundua.

 

[valent]

Karibu sana ujerumani

Hahaha naona fursa inaangaliwa hapa

 

[Paula Paul]

thats not true it will be chaos, imagine someone come out now and tell you that he/she is responsible for the death of one of your beloved, or someone tells you she sleep with your husband, still the world will be a better place?

In that case? A big NO.

 

[Paula Paul]

kama mimi na like tu

Na kuchangia usisahau.

 

[Milestone]

Don't take it seriously, Milestone.

Guten morgen, Paula.

 

[Fursakibao]

I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.

Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.

And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is I never slept with any man. Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.

Lying about my age is a lie am going to die with. Unlike you i did reduce 2 years so that i dont get to retire mapema. Silly was i went far and changed the papers.

 

[valent]

I've been thinking about this, let's wait for the wonders to end sir! [emoji23]

Joke of the century, right ? Married, yet carrying your virginity with you.

 

[Paula Paul]

Guten morgen, Paula.

Danke. Guten tag herr.

 

[International]

Oohh.. get yah

She meant your story has made her laugh.

 

[Big Fat Lady]

No

[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]did they find out?

 

[ERoni]

Well, wasn't that hard to go that long without (..) And still It's not that hard for me... I just don't wanna give it to someone easy.
Thank you.

Mmmmh!

 

[cute b]

Lying about my age is a lie am going to die with. Unlike you i did reduce 2 years so that i dont get to retire mapema. Silly was i went far and changed the papers.

Hahahahhahaha you are not the only one lying about this. Bad luck, I am your employer and for this lie, you are going to get fired.

 

[cute b]

Mmmmh!

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Paula Paul]

No

Good!

 

[Fursakibao]

Hahahahhahaha you are not the only one lying about this. Bad luck, I am your employer and for this lie, you are going to get fired.

[emoji23][emoji23]please don't fire me; that was a lie too Boss [emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Pinkman]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] fa.la kweli

Nakufa kiume.

 

[Pinkman]

You married? I am happy for you all.
And she believes that you don't have a sense of smell? Within a good 12yrs?What about her body ador? [emoji4][emoji4]
You are so good on keeping a lie going.
Congratulations, you have been awarded the best liar award! You can now kiss the "award"[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

Madame have you forgotten that I don't have a sense of smell? I don't know really.
Where is my award?