What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

Na kuchangia usisahau.
Look at this.

She shouted in her dream in the middle of the night

"Get Up! Quick! Quick! My husband is back".

The Husband heard the command from sleep and quickly jumped up from bed and jumped out through the window. He got hurt seriously and realized that the lady was his wife and he was the husband!

Who is guilty in this situation?
 
Kwenye harakati za kusaka papuchi mwishoni mwa miaka ya tisini,tumedanganya sana.
Watu tulishahaidi mamilioni wakati mfukoni una noti mbili za bluu.
 
Lying about my age is a lie am going to die with. Unlike you i did reduce 2 years so that i dont get to retire mapema. Silly was i went far and changed the papers.
Hahahahhahaha you are not the only one lying about this. Bad luck, I am your employer and for this lie, you are going to get fired.
[emoji23][emoji23]please don't fire me; that was a lie too Boss [emoji1787][emoji1787]
You are kidding me. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
am not; hopefully you have changed yr mind [emoji23] [emoji23]
And why would I do that? You just step into my office now coz you are fired.
After all, there are "Fursakibao" out there... you can get hired.
Okay, you are not fired but next time make sure you look before you leap, if you really need this job.
One more lie from you, you will get hurt[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Y'all made my day[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4].
 
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Both of them are guilty and cheaters, aren't they?
 


Lied to my South African girl friend kuwa Bongo fleva ni muziki wetu.
 
Okay, you are not fired but next time make sure you look before you leap, if you really need this job.
One more lie from you, you will get hurt[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
This is what we call a good boss.
I promise no lies but only the truth madam boss [emoji23]
 
nlimdanganya Rafiki yangu mdada hv wakat tupo university miaka 6 iliyopita kua sidindi, mean while cku hyo nlikua najifnya nna mawazo kibao , jioni yake akanicall kuniuliza if I was okay and nkamwambia am not na nko geto nalewa, almost baada ya dakika 30 akaja n Rafiki yake, nkawaconvice tunywe wine, at the end of day tulipiga threesome pale matat Sana , Kesho yake ndo wananiweka mtu Kati kwann nlidnganya na lengo langu lilikua nini ,,, nikawa kimya nwatizama tu, kalikuja kua kamchezo ketu hako till one got preg,
 
It wasn't me!
 
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