What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

Paula Paul said:
Na kuchangia usisahau.
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Look at this.

She shouted in her dream in the middle of the night

"Get Up! Quick! Quick! My husband is back".

The Husband heard the command from sleep and quickly jumped up from bed and jumped out through the window. He got hurt seriously and realized that the lady was his wife and he was the husband!

Who is guilty in this situation?
 
Kwenye harakati za kusaka papuchi mwishoni mwa miaka ya tisini,tumedanganya sana.
Watu tulishahaidi mamilioni wakati mfukoni una noti mbili za bluu.
 
mzee toboa said:
Madame have you forgotten that I don't have a sense of smell? I don't know really.
Where is my award?
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Here, let's celebrate
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Fursakibao said:
Lying about my age is a lie am going to die with. Unlike you i did reduce 2 years so that i dont get to retire mapema. Silly was i went far and changed the papers.
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cute b said:
Hahahahhahaha you are not the only one lying about this. Bad luck, I am your employer and for this lie, you are going to get fired.
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Fursakibao said:
[emoji23][emoji23]please don't fire me; that was a lie too Boss [emoji1787][emoji1787]
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cute b said:
You are kidding me. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Fursakibao said:
am not; hopefully you have changed yr mind [emoji23] [emoji23]
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cute b said:
And why would I do that? You just step into my office now coz you are fired.
After all, there are "Fursakibao" out there... you can get hired.
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cute b said:
Okay, you are not fired but next time make sure you look before you leap, if you really need this job.
One more lie from you, you will get hurt[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Y'all made my day[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4].
 
Donnie Charlie said:
Look at this.

She shouted in her dream in the middle of the night

"Get Up! Quick! Quick! My husband is back".

The Husband heard the command from sleep and quickly jumped up from bed and jumped out through the window. He got hurt seriously and realized that the lady was his wife and he was the husband!

Who is guilty in this situation?
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[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]
Both of them are guilty and cheaters, aren't they?
 
Paula Paul said:
Hello there!

Truthfully, at the beginning of the year in office (I used to work in a foreign country back then), we were all supposed to tell one any goal you've archived (in the previous year).

And of course I didn't accomplish any of my goals ,in short I enjoyed life (bataz,kukuz) and done nothing about my dreams/goals.

I didn't want anyone to know that, they might see me as a loser (which I didn't like), so when it came to be my turn, I just made something up. The first thing that came to my head was "I bought a house" and that's what I said.

It has been the most stressful thing I've ever done. For the years I had to think "what if they find out" I decided to keep my lie going and no one has ever asked to visit me nor found out.

The most horrible one is, I faked my Uncle's death who was already dead. It's because I wanted to fly out of the country on a date. I got 7days off and sympathy card with a check from my boss. I wanted to find a cave and curl up and die there. Anyways I am feeling guilty all the time.

What is the biggest lie you have ever told? And how long how long did you keep it going? Or have you ever caught in a lie?

Guys let's babble, It's almost the weekend.

G'day!
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Lied to my South African girl friend kuwa Bongo fleva ni muziki wetu.
 
cute b said:
Okay, you are not fired but next time make sure you look before you leap, if you really need this job.
One more lie from you, you will get hurt[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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This is what we call a good boss.
I promise no lies but only the truth madam boss [emoji23]
 
nlimdanganya Rafiki yangu mdada hv wakat tupo university miaka 6 iliyopita kua sidindi, mean while cku hyo nlikua najifnya nna mawazo kibao , jioni yake akanicall kuniuliza if I was okay and nkamwambia am not na nko geto nalewa, almost baada ya dakika 30 akaja n Rafiki yake, nkawaconvice tunywe wine, at the end of day tulipiga threesome pale matat Sana , Kesho yake ndo wananiweka mtu Kati kwann nlidnganya na lengo langu lilikua nini ,,, nikawa kimya nwatizama tu, kalikuja kua kamchezo ketu hako till one got preg,
 
Paula Paul said:
Hello there!

Truthfully, at the beginning of the year in office (I used to work in a foreign country back then), we were all supposed to tell one any goal you've archived (in the previous year).

And of course I didn't accomplish any of my goals ,in short I enjoyed life (bataz,kukuz) and done nothing about my dreams/goals.

I didn't want anyone to know that, they might see me as a loser (which I didn't like), so when it came to be my turn, I just made something up. The first thing that came to my head was "I bought a house" and that's what I said.

It has been the most stressful thing I've ever done. For the years I had to think "what if they find out" I decided to keep my lie going and no one has ever asked to visit me nor found out.

The most horrible one is, I faked my Uncle's death who was already dead. It's because I wanted to fly out of the country on a date. I got 7days off and sympathy card with a check from my boss. I wanted to find a cave and curl up and die there. Anyways I am feeling guilty all the time.

What is the biggest lie you have ever told? And how long how long did you keep it going? Or have you ever caught in a lie?

Guys let's babble, It's almost the weekend.

G'day!
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It wasn't me!
 
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