What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

[Paula Paul]

Thomas Lizzara faced undisputed and tremendous lie ever from I. He visited Tanzania by then and I knew him due to the ultimatum Electronic Music influence, he was djing at the time and I went back to the stage after once after two times 'why do I bother' I started bunny [emoji195] tummy habits till he asked "you little bunny come and help, your funny as the moon's shadow"

My reply was like "Lizzara don't you remember the Easter egg and hunt night in Köln and Hesse?! [emoji18] Here to set a new record again" Lizzara trapped in like a whale into the hook and said "I lost your contacts, bunny add it ASAP"

Since then he's like a big brother to I, though the conversation at the time was totally heck like Saturn's ring and moons [emoji276]

What a fruitful lie. At least you got a brother from abroad. That was a good opportunity ,don't let it go without any fruits
Be an opportunist.[emoji4][emoji4]

 

[Paula Paul]

Kumbe Kishwahili unakijua, sasa ndio nini kututesa watoto wa wanawake wenzio[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]

Nisamehe[emoji4][emoji4]

 

[Paula Paul]

Haya, hebu niambie sasa ndio mnaongelea nini?

Mbona hisia zangu zinanuambia umeelewa.

 

[Atoto]

Mbona hisia zangu zinanuambia umeelewa.

Yaani nimetoka patupuuuu[emoji134]

 

[Ushimen]

Naona hii lugha kidogo imechangamka sana walahi...

 

[isajorsergio]

What a fruitful lie. At least you got a brother from abroad. That was a good opportunity ,don't let it go without any fruits
Be an opportunist.[emoji4][emoji4]

Opportunist 😁! Your abroad also?

 

[Paula Paul]

Yaani nimetoka patupuuuu[emoji134]

Sawa ngoja niipeleke kwenye lugha ya kiswahili niiweke hapa.

 

[Depal]

Kwakweli, maana naona watu wanashuka na whati whati tu[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]

Hatarious

 

[Paula Paul]

Hahaaaa! I wouldn't say I have 100% success rate with ladies, but my "safe lies" are among a few tricks up my sleeves that keeps me going. I also do lotsa pretending to "minimize harm", you know how it works, right?

Sure, an Oscar will do! [emoji23][emoji23]

And the award for the best liar goes to you, for only lying when you think it's absolutely necessary.[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]Congratulation The Sheriff

 

[BarajaMkush]

Yaani itafikia hatua nikiona tu mada ya huyu mtoto wa Majani mi nakula winga. Kikristo cha kutoshaaa!

 

[BarajaMkush]

Yaani itafikia hatua nikiona tu mada ya huyu mtoto wa Majani mi nakula winga. Kikristo cha kutoshaaa!te

 

[CONTROLA]

Aseee nyie sikilizeniiiii

Hamna alienipeleka shule wala hamna alienipeleka kwa Ras simba

naomba andikeni kiswahili,msiniletee zakuletaa hapa

 

[CONTROLA]

Yes very good

 

[Paula Paul]

Opportunist [emoji16]! Your abroad also?

Nope Sajor

 

[Paula Paul]

Naona hii lugha kidogo imechangamka sana walahi...

Naomba mchango wako Ushimen

 

[Cvez]

Huu Uzi ni wa kibaguzi Yes Yes tu na No No tu hata mtaalamu Zero IQ hatachangia na nilitaka nipate uzoefu wake katika hili... Mmetukosesha madini sababu ya kinge

 

[isajorsergio]

Nope Sajor

Hope your in Tanzania 😊

 

[cute b]

That is f@cking hilorious.
Ist. When I am drunk, I tell people "I've never been drunk before" I have no Idea why I think it's funny, but the looks on people's face is probably the reason. To my actual friend though, it's my drunk tell.
I tend to use that lie, every single time I get drunk.
2nd is loading.

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[cute b]

Mweeeeh! Vingreza tena[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]

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[cute b]

Naona hii lugha kidogo imechangamka sana walahi...

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