What's your worst lie you told and had to keep up?

[cute b]

I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.

Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.

And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is I never slept with any man. Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.

 

[Ushimen]

I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.

Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.

And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is " I never slept with any man". Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.

Dahhh...
Mnatunyanyasa sana aiseee...
Hii lugha naona umeichanua kama ua

 

[Rooney]

Ah ah ah this reminds me back in the days,i faked my death ,and later i pretended to search for someone responsible for the hoax news,daamn it was funny and miserable at same time.
Enzi za #Ujana.

 

[cute b]

Dahhh...
Mnatunyanyasa sana aiseee...
Hii lugha naona umeichanua kama ua

Mkuu mimi natumia google translate ili nisibaki nyuma.
Unaandika kwa kiswahili halafu gugo inaipeleka kwenye kingreza.

Cc Relief Mirzska

 

[James Comey]

I'm very selective liar, when I lie, it becomes a flaw to me, so I never forget, I never mix up the lies... I can live with a lie for a decade... Hahaaaa

 

[Da'Vinci]

Ukweli ndio hua unaniponza tu..! Nikidanganya kitu utanijua tu ukiniaangali..
I'm not a good liar

 

[James Comey]

Politicians , politicians are professional liars....

And the award for the best liar goes to you, for only lying when you think it's absolutely necessary.[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]Congratulation The SheriffView attachment 1244630

 

[Eyce]

Ukweli ndio hua unaniponza tu..! Nikidanganya kitu utanijua tu ukiniaangali..
I'm not a good liar

same to mimi aseee, I can't live a lie coz im very forgetful and either my insticts won't allow me

 

[Eyce]

Mkuu mimi natumia google translate ili nisibaki nyuma.
Unaandika kwa kiswahili halafu gugo inaipeleka kwenye kingreza.

Cc Relief Mirzska

ila tafsiri za google translator sidhani kama mbongo anahusika yaani ukioona tu unajua hii transileta ya gugo 😊😊😊😊

 

[Paula Paul]

Yaani itafikia hatua nikiona tu mada ya huyu mtoto wa Majani mi nakula winga. Kikristo cha kutoshaaa!

Baraja usifanye hivyo.

Pia nisamehe sana.

Nilivoanza kuandika hii nilianza kwa Kiswahili lakini nikawa nachanganya na maneno ya kingereza niliona kuna maneno yakikaa kwa kingereza yanasomeka vizuri zaidi (kwa mawazo yangu mimi). Nilivofika katikati nikaona kuchanganya lugha sio vizuri ni bora niandike lugha moja nieleweke, kwa bahati mbaya sana nikachagua hii.

Nakuahidi zijazo nitaandika kwa Kiswahili bila hata neno moja la kingereza.

 

[Paula Paul]

Aseee nyie sikilizeniiiii

Hamna alienipeleka shule wala hamna alienipeleka kwa Ras simba

naomba andikeni kiswahili,msiniletee zakuletaa hapa

[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4] CONTROLA unaweza kuchangia hata kwa kiswahili.
Kumbuka English and Swahili ni official languages kwa Tanzania.

 

[Paula Paul]

Yes very good

[emoji4][emoji4]you so funny

 

[Paula Paul]

Huu Uzi ni wa kibaguzi Yes Yes tu na No No tu hata mtaalamu Zero IQ hatachangia na nilitaka nipate uzoefu wake katika hili... Mmetukosesha madini sababu ya kinge

[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]lakini kuchangia ni hata kwa kiswahili.

 

[Cvez]

Huu Uzi ni wa kibaguzi Yes Yes tu na No No tu hata mtaalamu Zero IQ hatachangia na nilitaka nipate uzoefu wake katika hili... Mmetukosesha madini sababu ya kinge

[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]lakini kuchangia ni hata kwa kiswahili.

Unafikiri tutachangia nini sasa wakati kuelewa tu sijaelewa.

 

[Da'Vinci]

same to mimi aseee, I can't live a lie coz im very forgetful and either my insticts won't allow me

Before ya kudanganya hua najiuliza Je napata faida gani kudanganya.?inakosti sh ngapi kusema ukweli. Then kuna dhambi zinaepukika kama hii ya kua mkweli.
Kwakweli namshukuru Allah mm ni muabudu ukweli. Hua naogopa sana kugundulika kua nimedanganya.

 

[Paula Paul]

Hope your in Tanzania [emoji4]

Now? Yes.

 

[Eyce]

Before ya kudanganya hua najiuliza Je napata faida gani kudanganya.?inakosti sh ngapi kusema ukweli. Then kuna dhambi zinaepukika kama hii ya kua mkweli.
Kwakweli namshukuru Allah mm ni muabudu ukweli. Hua naogopa sana kugundulika kua nimedanganya.

Good for you mkuu japo mimi huwa sifikirii yote hayo ila ni vile tu najifeel nikiwa Huru na pia sipendi kudanganywa hivyo, kumdanganya mtu huwa ni ngumu. Nikiona ninatakiwa kufake chochote ili mtu akae katika cyle yangu then najua huyo mtu hastahili, Naendelea na maisha mengine

 

[Roger Sterling]

I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.

Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.

And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is " I never slept with any man". Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.

So what were your reasons for lying about your age and body count?

 

[Paula Paul]

I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.

Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.

And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is " I never slept with any man". Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.

That's is so funny , I almost died of laughing. I thought you were going to mention a bunch of men you've slept with.
Found out you are still a virgin (this is literally what you meant) made me more happy.
And I am thinking what If it's another lie[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

Lying about real name to the strangers, almost everyone does.

 

[Paula Paul]

Ah ah ah this reminds me back in the days,i faked my death ,and later i pretended to search for someone responsible for the hoax news,daamn it was funny and miserable at same time.
Enzi za #Ujana.

I am curious to know why you faked your death.
You were such a smart guy, you played the victim to manipulate people to think you are innocent for the fake story you've created .
Did they find out?