Paula Paul
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What a fruitful lie. At least you got a brother from abroad. That was a good opportunity ,don't let it go without any fruits
Be an opportunist.[emoji4][emoji4]
What a fruitful lie. At least you got a brother from abroad. That was a good opportunity ,don't let it go without any fruitsThomas Lizzara faced undisputed and tremendous lie ever from I. He visited Tanzania by then and I knew him due to the ultimatum Electronic Music influence, he was djing at the time and I went back to the stage after once after two times 'why do I bother' I started bunny [emoji195] tummy habits till he asked "you little bunny come and help, your funny as the moon's shadow"
My reply was like "Lizzara don't you remember the Easter egg and hunt night in Köln and Hesse?! [emoji18] Here to set a new record again" Lizzara trapped in like a whale into the hook and said "I lost your contacts, bunny add it ASAP"
Since then he's like a big brother to I, though the conversation at the time was totally heck like Saturn's ring and moons [emoji276]
Nisamehe[emoji4][emoji4]Kumbe Kishwahili unakijua, sasa ndio nini kututesa watoto wa wanawake wenzio[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]
Mbona hisia zangu zinanuambia umeelewa.Haya, hebu niambie sasa ndio mnaongelea nini?
Yaani nimetoka patupuuuu[emoji134]Mbona hisia zangu zinanuambia umeelewa.
Opportunist 😁! Your abroad also?What a fruitful lie. At least you got a brother from abroad. That was a good opportunity ,don't let it go without any fruits
Be an opportunist.[emoji4][emoji4]
Sawa ngoja niipeleke kwenye lugha ya kiswahili niiweke hapa.Yaani nimetoka patupuuuu[emoji134]
HatariousKwakweli, maana naona watu wanashuka na whati whati tu[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]
And the award for the best liar goes to you, for only lying when you think it's absolutely necessary.[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]Congratulation The SheriffHahaaaa! I wouldn't say I have 100% success rate with ladies, but my "safe lies" are among a few tricks up my sleeves that keeps me going. I also do lotsa pretending to "minimize harm", you know how it works, right?
Sure, an Oscar will do! [emoji23][emoji23]
Nope SajorOpportunist [emoji16]! Your abroad also?
Naomba mchango wako UshimenNaona hii lugha kidogo imechangamka sana walahi...
Hope your in Tanzania 😊Nope Sajor
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]That is f@cking hilorious.
Ist. When I am drunk, I tell people "I've never been drunk before" I have no Idea why I think it's funny, but the looks on people's face is probably the reason. To my actual friend though, it's my drunk tell.
I tend to use that lie, every single time I get drunk.
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Mweeeeh! Vingreza tena[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Naona hii lugha kidogo imechangamka sana walahi...