Paula Paul
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Good for you James. The liar should have a good memory.
Good for you James. The liar should have a good memory.I'm very selective liar, when I lie, it becomes a flaw to me, so I never forget, I never mix up the lies... I can live with a lie for a decade... Hahaaaa
Ila umewahi kudanganya?Ukweli ndio hua unaniponza tu..! Nikidanganya kitu utanijua tu ukiniaangali..
I'm not a good liar
And they can't change. They just find new ways to lie.Politicians , politicians are professional liars....
So don't you ever lie?same to mimi aseee, I can't live a lie coz im very forgetful and either my insticts won't allow me
Nitashukuru sana ikiwa nitakuwa najumuika katika nyuzi zako.Baraja usifanye hivyo.
Pia nisamehe sana.
Nilivoanza kuandika hii nilianza kwa Kiswahili lakini nikawa nachanganya na maneno ya kingereza niliona kuna maneno yakikaa kwa kingereza yanasomeka vizuri zaidi (kwa mawazo yangu mimi). Nilivofika katikati nikaona kuchanganya lugha sio vizuri ni bora niandike lugha moja nieleweke, kwa bahati mbaya sana nikachagua hii.
Nakuahidi zijazo nitaandika kwa Kiswahili bila hata neno moja la kingereza.
Its a long youth story.I am curious to know why you faked your death.
You were such a smart guy, you played the victim to manipulate people to think you are innocent for the fake story you've created .
Did they find out?
Daamn..nice story.Yesterday i comfirmed that the one who was my date we are no longer again in a relationship.
Short story about her, i was at home (one year ago) i decided to go at shop, it was not far from home .the time i arrive at destinations point i met this girl she was moving from the shop. I freezed for a while looking at her and of course i told my self that "She is my Match" gòod enough she was stopped somewhere talking with her neighbour almost 30 sec. What a brave i àm i decided taking actions toward my desire and then i started to follow her back. Good enough the place was sorrounded by what called michongoma and this gives a huge confidence that here We are two no one can see i am approching the chick.
I called her "hey you ccta" for three times but she didn't respond and of course she heard me at the time i call her without changing the nack direction. Lastly she turned back looking who was in need of her, i was vibrating at a time i am proaching her closer and know nothing on how could i start to flow my needs. As i còme closer to her i weared a confidence that i had never have and starting by showing i was angry on why she heard my voice but she didn't respond. One reply from her "UNASHIDA GANI" i gained a confidence again and said i have nothing big but i neèd at knowing each other if you dont mind. She replied FOR WHAT? i replied it is not bad if we just know each other.
To short the stor i lied the girl that i am a graduate from MZUMBE and i am working at Vodacom as an accountant (the truth is i am a jobless at home for 3rd year now and i am not from mzumbe)not olny that i was iven lied about my Namè and trible too . All of this it was to set a good environmenment for to trust me and give a chance to be with me. I remembèr at a time i am approaching i was with Tecno obama (those black Techno phone with bottons) the one i was approaching was a fresh degree graduate from Mzumbe University(i didn't nkew this) and she was with IPHONE 6+ newly imported from dubai.
When i remember thìs i give a bigup to me that i was a lier ever and ofcourse letter we used to be together though she come and realize i was lied to her iven my name but she was with me until yesterday we broke up permanently.
This is my cheers for me in this weekend
Tubaki kulike tuMweeeeh! Vingreza tena[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]
Hakika.Tumwambie Melo atuwekee kifute cha kufanyia translation.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Huu Uzi ni wa kibaguzi Yes Yes tu na No No tu hata mtaalamu Zero IQ hatachangia na nilitaka nipate uzoefu wake katika hili... Mmetukosesha madini sababu ya kinge
Unafikiri tutachangia nini sasa wakati kuelewa tu sijaelewa.
Owh! Currently "Now Yes.", it's not your living destination?Now? Yes.
Tutalike matusi ujue!!!Tubaki kulike tu
Hakuna namnaTutalike matusi ujue!!!
Whats interesting is that all this content you've presented here is a lie too.Hello there!
Truthfully, at the beginning of the year in office (I used to work in a foreign country back then), we were all supposed to tell one any goal you've archived (in the previous year).
And of course I didn't accomplish any of my goals ,in short I enjoyed life (bataz,kukuz) and done nothing about my dreams/goals.
I didn't want anyone to know that, they might see me as a loser (which I didn't like), so when it came to be my turn, I just made something up. The first thing that came to my head was "I bought a house" and that's what I said.
It has been the most stressful thing I've ever done. For the years I had to think "what if they find out" I decided to keep my lie going and no one has ever asked to visit me nor found out.
The most horrible one is, I faked my Uncle's death who was already dead. It's because I wanted to fly out of the country on a date. I got 7days off and sympathy card with a check from my boss. I wanted to find a cave and curl up and die there. Anyways I am feeling guilty all the time.
What is the biggest lie you have ever told? And how long how long did you keep it going? Or have you ever caught in a lie?
Guys let's babble, It's almost the weekend.
G'day!