Uchaguzi 2020 Why Bernard Membe is not a presidential material, at all!

Uchaguzi 2020 Why Bernard Membe is not a presidential material, at all!

I am not massive Membe fan; but your points are stupid, to be honest there is no point at all...

Friends of Bernard Membe at the University of Dar-Es-Salaam still believe they have got their man who is heading nowhere but to the state house in replacement of JK….comes 2015.

This can only narrate why the UDASSA was so eager and willing to invite Membe as their chief guest at Nkrumah Hall today marking our 51[SUP]st[/SUP] Independence anniversary! I can find no other persuasive reason to exculpate UDASSA from this political prank.

From my contextualizing of Membe’s forgettable speech, I gleaned an intense desire to inaugurate his presidential bid as an UDSM alumnus, a man of immense intellectual prowess, ready and willing to lead the nation from the front. But is he ready? I am keenly aware of his burning ambition to be our fifth president but is he ready and/ or will he ever be?

This pithy deposition intends to show that Bernard Membe is an overambitious politician who has no political skills to change the socio-economic course this nation has been taking to abyss, and lead us to the Promised Land.

I have jotted down ten points to dissect a man behind the mirror:-


1) A case of limited brainpower?

Generally speaking, he lacks intellectual ability; and, will this dot.com generation really find him a sure bet to their economic plight? I have my doubts………you should have yours, too.


2) A n escapologist to theories?

He spent too much soliloquizing on his defaulted memory of academic theories that was too detached to the subject at hand…………………and I keep wondering is this man really sane or suffering from “Romnesia”?..................It is defined as convenient amnesia……………


3) Too defensive of ccm long tales of lost opportunities?

Defending ccm makes sense since he is in the high table dining with “who is who” in this nation but Membe needs an incisive mind to plead with his audience to overlook ccm massive economic mismanagement and advance a case for an inexorable patience and an enduring faith in what is festering rot in this nation where millions are going days without their daily bread……….while we know they deserve better given a multitude of resources this nation boast of!


4) Claiming too much know-how?

Speaking in broken English and sounding like a Kenyan “Sheng” has its place but for a truly reliable leader Membe has to choose one language which his audience will be comfortable with and Membe was echoing something like …………… Kiswahili is “okay” but English is “baba yao”…………..And his whole speech was prepared beforehand and Membe struggled to find rhythmic relevance in such an impassioned crowd whose themes were: never backward but forward ever………Be proud of Kiswahili Membe, if you want to be taken serious with Kiswahili proficient voters………


5) Too idealistic?

We all have theories that have stuck into our memories like leech nibbling our tender skin but do we need to remind our audience that we went to schools when schools were really schools particular in this era where community colleges are churning out semi-illiterate graduates?

It is of profound importance to mention that, Membe considers Bw. “Bomobomoa” Magufuli as a threat to his political ambition. Do you know why I have reached to this conclusion? Magufuli is always reminding us, he was a good student of Chemistry judging from a number of theoretical postulations he love to showboat before us……………..and of recent memory, two days ago Magufuli in his an unequivocal campaign for Raila presidential bid……………theories of Chemistry came very handy, though I doubted he was effective given of the stature of their irrelevance…………..my take Membe is only mimicking Bw. “Bomoabomoa.”

And nothing more…….copycats rarely ascend to Ikulu and Membe ought to begin being himself…………..telling us what he will do different from JK and why did he not do it while still part of JK power hegemony for ten years come 2015, will definitely help his presidential bid.


6) What about intellectual arrogance?

That intellectual smugness seems to ooze out of Membe unapologetically as if it is part of the curriculum vita he needs to bag a presidential job. It is time I wake him out of that delusional slumber: We elect presidents to lead and not to showcasing their intellectual prowess in irrelevant matters.


7) A “D” graded student of post-independence African history?

When Membe cited TZ as the only nation in post-independence Africa that was spared of coup-d’état, I kept wondering was he a little tipsy or it is just an illustration of poor attention to African history? Whatever the case Kenya, Malawi, Mozambique and Zambia just around our border have fared just like us and the lack of military coups in post-independent Africa is not a confinement of TZ as Membe would like us to believe. Where Membe generated the audacity to challenge his audience to name just one country in post-independent Africa devoid of military putsches……..I find his vigorous demeanor part of a major problem: Not assessing his intellectual strength and that will trouble if not capsize Membe’s campaign to state house.


8) Lacks persuasive power despite vehement intonations?

Where Membe regards his vehement deliveries as strength, I view them as a source of his internal weaknesses. Where vehemence is detached from reality is a sign of self-doubt papered over with intimidation tactics that his victims will be overwhelmed with his emotional synergies and fail to search out his misleading statements………well, Membe can fool all of us for sometime but the challenge he has is to fool all of us all the time, and time seems to be running out of him.


9) Low likeability constraints?

Without brainpower, without persuasive skills and over-dependent on emotional energies to win the state house even his coterie of plaudits led by Mama JK; entirely on tribal arithmetics, will find the going very testy come 2015…………………It is very difficult to sell the Membe presidential candidature even within ccm rank and file……………Huyu Mheshimiwa hauziki hata kidogo.


10) Is there a place for an oversize ego in a presidential race?


With all of JK’s weaknesses but he can convince many that he is humble although those few who had the privilege to encounter the innermost character in JK will argue he is haughty and unforgiving……….where inner traits matter but when they are negative and open for discussion it spells nothing but trouble for Membe. If there is anything Membe can learn and internalize from JK is a genial smile, and at least a false humility facial outlook………………if he can not muster a genuine one. We love a boss who sounds like a servant while we know he is not…………despite oozing out with tons of hypocrisy.

A change of demeanor and attitude will do Membe a great deal……………..and pretending he is omniscient above all will with obvious certitude yank away many potential a vote………………….

Will I ever vote for Membe? Knowing three years are ahead of us, I can safely confess it is too far ahead to commit myself either way but so far I am really not impressed with his attempts..
 

Haaaaahaaaa....!!!!

Don't break, don't break, EL at least he will bribe u, & change ur life....!!!

Mr. President "who is greed for gain troubles his own house but he who hates a bribe will be safe." PROVERBS
 
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I am not massive Membe fan; but your points are stupid, to be honest there is no point at all...

kajima why, are they stupid? What a contradiction..if there is no point why are you reacting with so much wrath...................of someone who has eaten a live......................spider..................and bitten to the core..............second if the points are stupid how can they also be no point.......................at all?

When you are brainless like Membe........................it is quite understandable when you are trying very hard to behave in not so much dissimilar manner..........with your mentor...........or should I label him your protege?..........lol
 
Omukulu Ruta! Tunashukuru sana kwa uchambuzi wako ushauri wangu ni kwamba wakati mwingine jaribu kuangalia nani unamlenga? Umetumia lugha ngumu sana kiasi kwamba imetuwia vigumu kuelewa unataka kutueleza nini. Huu kwangu naona ni fikra za kikoloni. Sisi ni watanzania na Kiswahili ndo lugha ianyo eleweka na wengi. Hii mada ungeiweka kwa lugha yetu maridhawa ungefikisha ujumbe kwa wengi sana na pengine wangemjua huyu Membe asiyefaa kuwa raisi wa nchi yetu.
Kingereza ni lugha tu haimaanishi kuandika au kuongea kingereza basi wewe unayajua mambo!
 
Omukulu Ruta! Tunashukuru sana kwa uchambuzi wako ushauri wangu ni kwamba wakati mwingine jaribu kuangalia nani unamlenga? Umetumia lugha ngumu sana kiasi kwamba imetuwia vigumu kuelewa unataka kutueleza nini. Huu kwangu naona ni fikra za kikoloni. Sisi ni watanzania na Kiswahili ndo lugha ianyo eleweka na wengi. Hii mada ungeiweka kwa lugha yetu maridhawa ungefikisha ujumbe kwa wengi sana na pengine wangemjua huyu Membe asiyefaa kuwa raisi wa nchi yetu.
Kingereza ni lugha tu haimaanishi kuandika au kuongea kingereza basi wewe unayajua mambo!
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Kajuni walengwa wangu lazima waijue hi Queens' lingo...................it is not for every Tom and Dick................
 
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Nimsiima muno ta Ruta true this languange bwana it not for every Tom and Jerry.....Ahaaa bintu majuta shana emyesigile!!

[MENTION]Kajuni [/MENTION] Waitu wakola muno..........Omshanage waitu.
 
kajima why, are they stupid? What a contradiction..if there is no point why are you reacting with so much wrath...................of someone who has eaten a live......................spider..................and bitten to the core..............second if the points are stupid how can they also be no point.......................at all?

When you are brainless like Membe........................it is quite understandable when you are trying very hard to behave in not so much dissimilar manner..........with your mentor...........or should I label him your protege?..........lol

One I apologize if the word "stupid" offends you, Let us walk through your remarks:
1)A case of limited....
Intellectual ability basing on what? academic qualifications? dot com generation; we don't need a president who knows everything then there will be no need of ministers and the rest
So that was not a point only your remark

2)this remark of yours you are only trying to show your muscles with language but its not fruitful...Unless you think you are god of English...I have seen some comments praising you for putting such childish post only because its in Engish...what a pitty I call this disrespect to our own culture

3)too defensive of ccm long tales of lost opportunities
While its true CCM is to be blamed to what you have named as mismanagement...but nailing down to one person and use it against him is absurd remember Membe is one of the people who has addressed issue of ufisadi in more that one occasion....so that was only your remark again

4) Claiming too much know-how
Speaking in broken English....Membe is not the worst speakers of that language but what does this has to do with leadership? What language have you used to bring forward this post then you have the decency to ask Membe to be proud of Swahili...you must be sick again its only a remark

5)Too Idealistic?
Are you trying to ask us or yourself? you need to learn how to communicate...what the hell are you trying to say? mixing things up and down just fill the page......its only your remark

6) Well its your opinion I don't see a point there

7) & 8) are just majungu which can never be part of criterias to choose to a president
I doubt your capacity to analyse a person....unless you prove otherwis

9) Hauziki? thats your opinion if you ask me, Membe is very presentable, he can speak clearly and he knows how to communicate, the two are against your theory, you don't like him well I like him as person so its only your opinion no point at all

10) ooh you like a pretending president seriously is this you point?

To be polite your post was only for entertainment. Just for the records Membe is not an ideal President for me I will reserve my points for some other time
 
Hiyo intellectual arrogance unamwonea

hiyo hana
 
Kajuni walengwa wangu lazima waijue hi Queens' lingo...................it is not for every Tom and Dick................

Wewe Ruta kuandika Kingereza si Usomi kwani Yule Mzaliwa wa London anakijua Kingereza pasipo kwenda shule,wapo wasomi kibao wamesoma lugha zingine Kama kijeruman,kichina,kifaransa nk na hawajui English, Kuendeleza Kingereza ni Ulimbukeni kule UN kila Rais wanahutubia kwa lugha zao, Kipende Kiswahili kwani hata Boss wako Membe anamwandama Lowasa kwa kumpakazia na Uchonganishi kwa kutumia Kiswahili , hata pesa za Gadafi anatumia Kiswahili kuwagawia wapambe wake ili watengeneze Uongo mwingi Mitandaoni akitarajia Kuwa atapanda chati, membe hauziki , Hana Mvuto Pia ni mbinafsi saaana, hata wana Usalama wenzake wanamjua, Ni rahisi kwa Tembo kupenya kwenye Tundu la Sindano kuliko Membe Kuwa Rais.
 
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Fitna,uongo,uzushi,uchonganishi wote Membe anaufanya kwa kutumia Kiswahili , membe na Muhaya Ruta wapi na wapi? Wewe Ruta lazima Membe kakugawia zile pesa za Gadafi alizoficha kwenye mahandaki kule kwake.
 
Msuli na muda ulioutumia kwa mtu ambaye hajatangaza kugombea urais na hakuwa peke yake leo chuo kikuu kunadhihirisha hofu yako. Mtu ambaye hafai hapotezewi muda kuanzishiwa thread. Ungetumia muda huo kuanzisha thread na kumpamba yule unayedhani anafaa.Tumekuelewa.
Membe Hana Mvuto hata akihonga pesa zote za Gadafi watu watazila na kura atakosa , membe ni full majanga hauziki , Mzee mengi na akina Sita wanahangaika kumpandisha chati lakini imekuwa ngumu .
 
One I apologize if the word "stupid" offends you, Let us walk through your remarks:
1)A case of limited....
Intellectual ability basing on what? academic qualifications? dot com generation; we don't need a president who knows everything then there will be no need of ministers and the rest
So that was not a point only your remark

2)this remark of yours you are only trying to show your muscles with language but its not fruitful...Unless you think you are god of English...I have seen some comments praising you for putting such childish post only because its in Engish...what a pitty I call this disrespect to our own culture

3)too defensive of ccm long tales of lost opportunities
While its true CCM is to be blamed to what you have named as mismanagement...but nailing down to one person and use it against him is absurd remember Membe is one of the people who has addressed issue of ufisadi in more that one occasion....so that was only your remark again

4) Claiming too much know-how
Speaking in broken English....Membe is not the worst speakers of that language but what does this has to do with leadership? What language have you used to bring forward this post then you have the decency to ask Membe to be proud of Swahili...you must be sick again its only a remark

5)Too Idealistic?
Are you trying to ask us or yourself? you need to learn how to communicate...what the hell are you trying to say? mixing things up and down just fill the page......its only your remark

6) Well its your opinion I don't see a point there

7) & 8) are just majungu which can never be part of criterias to choose to a president
I doubt your capacity to analyse a person....unless you prove otherwis

9) Hauziki? thats your opinion if you ask me, Membe is very presentable, he can speak clearly and he knows how to communicate, the two are against your theory, you don't like him well I like him as person so its only your opinion no point at all

10) ooh you like a pretending president seriously is this you point?

To be polite your post was only for entertainment. Just for the records Membe is not an ideal President for me I will reserve my points for some other time

Are u in his payroll.
 
Wewe Ruta kuandika Kingereza si Usomi kwani Yule Mzaliwa wa London anakijua Kingereza pasipo kwenda shule,wapo wasomi kibao wamesoma lugha zingine Kama kijeruman,kichina,kifaransa nk na hawajui English, Kuendeleza Kingereza ni Ulimbukeni kule UN kila Rais wanahutubia kwa lugha zao, Kipende Kiswahili kwani hata Boss wako Membe anamwandama Lowasa kwa kumpakazia na Uchonganishi kwa kutumia Kiswahili , hata pesa za Gadafi anatumia Kiswahili kuwagawia wapambe wake ili watengeneze Uongo mwingi Mitandaoni akitarajia Kuwa atapanda chati, membe hauziki , Hana Mvuto Pia ni mbinafsi saaana, hata wana Usalama wenzake wanamjua, Ni rahisi kwa Tembo kupenya kwenye Tundu la Sindano kuliko Membe Kuwa Rais.

Mawazo yako mazuri. Tatizo hujatafakari ninamlenga nani?
 
Membe Hana Mvuto hata akihonga pesa zote za Gadafi watu watazila na kura atakosa , membe ni full majanga hauziki , Mzee mengi na akina Sita wanahangaika kumpandisha chati lakini imekuwa ngumu .

Hivi bado anazo?
 
Membe Hana Mvuto hata akihonga pesa zote za Gadafi watu watazila na kura atakosa , membe ni full majanga hauziki , Mzee mengi na akina Sita wanahangaika kumpandisha chati lakini imekuwa ngumu .

kwanza kijamaa kinapenda sifa za kijinga, anaweka nywele dawa, hana mvuto kwa wananchi na zaidi hauziki hata kwa mkopo!!! ebola, ebola
 
Kwanza jiulize why Kitine na Apson walisababisha afukuzwe kazi usalama wa taifa?
 
Mawazo yako mazuri. Tatizo hujatafakari ninamlenga nani?

Mie namlenga Membe aache kutumia English kwani ni Ulimbukeni, Kampeni zake zote za Kimafia huzifanya kwa kutumia Kiswahili , Hata Mgao wa zile Pesa za Marehemu Gadafi huzitoa na kuwasilia na rafiki zake kwa kiswahili , yaani Kiswahili ni sehemu ya maisha ya membe
 
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