Would you say it? (Ungesema?)

[Asprin]

Naingia home nimepaki gari,
tai nimeilegeza kuliko cku zote,
natoka kajasho kiaina..then naingia ndani
Kabla hata hajaanza kunipa pole na kunipokea...
Mimi: Duh, dunia hii inamambo jamani, tumshukuru muumba tu kwamba nimerudi salama mke wangu
yf: kwani nini tena mume wangu?
Mimi: acha tu mamii, yani watu wamefikia kiwango cha kulazimisha ili mradi tu wapate wanachotaka!!!
Yf: ckuelewi baba nanii unajua?? unamaanisha nini hapo?
mimi: wacha nikwambie mke wangu...namketisha kitako na hadithi inaanza..
Basi leo niktoka kazini, si yule Lucy, yule anayefanya pale HR third floor..si unamkumbuka?
yf: ndiyo namkumbuka. kwwani vipi?
Mimi: basi nikitoka si akaniomba nimsogezesogeze mpaka posta akapande magari ya kwao sijui temeke mikoroshini.
Basi nikaona isiwe shida, nikamwambia panda twende..
yf: enhee
Mimi: Basi tukiwa katikati katikati uko si mara akanishika shati yuataka kunibusu kwa nguvu...yani sikuamini, kule kunichekea kote siku zote ndo alichokuwa akitaka..nikapiga break ghafla palepale nkamshusha...
Yani I was so shocked kwamba bado kuna watu wenye mawazo finyu kiivyo. Yani yeye kutuvalia vimini kila siku ndo anaona tutamtamani.
duh, basi nkapitia zangu break point pale kupunguza stress bana ndo nikaja hivi.
yani we acha tu...
...Hapo je....

Du! Hapo sijui kitatokea nini:

NACHO CHA RUWA; RUWA NAICHI.​

 

[Asprin]

Afu hommie kwa muktadha huu hebu tufanye hivi

Kwa mfano nipate msaidizi wa wife, itanilazimu nimwambie wife kuwa ana msaidizi wake? ndoa siipendi au?
Afu tena msaidizi wa wife naye nimpatie msaidizi wake.......itanipasa nimwambie msaidizi wa wife pamoja na wife kuhusu msaidizi wa msaidizi wa wife?

Hatari sana hii.....

Hommie hebu futa hii sredi bana!

 

[Smiles]

Afu hommie kwa muktadha huu hebu tufanye hiviKwa mfano nipate msaidizi wa wife, itanilazimu nimwambie wife kuwa ana msaidizi wake? ndoa siipendi au?Afu tena msaidizi wa wife naye nimpatie msaidizi wake.......itanipasa nimwambie msaidizi wa wife pamoja na wife kuhusu msaidizi wa msaidizi wa wife?Hatari sana hii.....Hommie hebu futa hii sredi bana!

Sasa na wewe.... Unajua mi ntakusemea!Kama ndoa unaipenda hao wasaidizi wa kazi gani tena...?

 

[TIMING]

Sasa na wewe.... Unajua mi ntakusemea!Kama ndoa unaipenda hao wasaidizi wa kazi gani tena...?

Hi smiles... I missed dude!!!!

 

[Asprin]

Sasa na wewe.... Unajua mi ntakusemea!Kama ndoa unaipenda hao wasaidizi wa kazi gani tena...?

Afu we imekuwaje? Mbona umeibuka kabla maternity leave haijaisha?

Nilikumisi sana, welokamu baki.....mambo ya kusemeana kipindi hiki cha bajeti hayafai. au hujui pombe zimepanda bei?

 

[Asprin]

Hi smiles... I missed dude!!!!

Mate...........kikazi au maslahi binafsi?

 

[Teamo]

wakuu wenyewe mnauzungumziaje uhamisho wa FABREGAS kurudi nyumbani kwa wakatalunya wenzake?

 

[Asprin]

wakuu wenyewe mnauzungumziaje uhamisho wa FABREGAS kurudi nyumbani kwa wakatalunya wenzake?

BARCA itaendelea kutisha na kutisha na kutisha!

Hawa wadudu sijui nani atawaweza!

 

[Teamo]

BARCA itaendelea kutisha na kutisha na kutisha!

Hawa wadudu sijui nani atawaweza!

sasa kwanini fabregas hakutisha kwenye timu ya kaizer?....

au tuseme hata gerrard akihamia barsa atashinda?yani huyu huyu gerrad wa kwenye timu ya asprin

 

[Smiles]

Hi smiles... I missed dude!!!!

Oh I have missed u too... Hope u have been well!

Afu we imekuwaje? Mbona umeibuka kabla maternity leave haijaisha?Nilikumisi sana, welokamu baki.....mambo ya kusemeana kipindi hiki cha bajeti hayafai. au hujui pombe zimepanda bei?

Asante sana.... Nilikumiss pia! Nimeona nichungulie mara moja maana martenity imezidi kuwa ndefu!!

 

[Teamo]

au tuseme mfano matesha,sarafina,gaileen na sonia wakihamia barsa nao watatisha ?i mean watakuwa wakatalunya nao?

 

[Kimey]

au tuseme mfano matesha,sarafina,gaileen na sonia wakihamia barsa nao watatisha ?i mean watakuwa wakatalunya nao?

Nani kashinda Criket? Pakistani au England? halafu Yule Dereva wa Fomula One anaitwa nani vile?

 

[TIMING]

Mate...........kikazi au maslahi binafsi?

vyoteeeeeee..... kitu ti' hadi uwanjani

 

[TIMING]

Oh I have missed u too... Hope u have been well! Asante sana....

aisee.... kweli ubaya una mwisho😛hoto:

 

[Asprin]

sasa kwanini fabregas hakutisha kwenye timu ya kaizer?....

au tuseme hata gerrard akihamia barsa atashinda?yani huyu huyu gerrad wa kwenye timu ya asprin

Sasa Teamo hapa unazungumzia timu gani hasa?

Asses Noo nayo inaitwa timu?

 

[Asprin]

vyoteeeeeee..... kitu ti' hadi uwanjani

Na leo ijumaa, inahusu sana!

 

[Asprin]

au tuseme mfano matesha,sarafina,gaileen na sonia wakihamia barsa nao watatisha ?i mean watakuwa wakatalunya nao?

Hahahaaa.... hao ni kizazi cha watumishi wa watwaao

yaani kilichotolewa na TBL/SBL

Nao hakika watakuwa watwaaji...

 

[Kaizer]

Inategemea na situation Kaizer...! unajua inauma sana eeh!..

enhe,,,,inauma ipi sasa BJ....kusema au kutokusema...

 

[Mbu]

Aksante Michelle............jamani some skeletons are meant to remain where they belong!!
Msijifanye watakatifu sana, kwa sababu ungetaka kuwa mtakatifu na mkweli usingecheat in the first place!!

Maisha yenu na yajazwe nuru itakayowaangazia ndani ya nafsi zenu.

e bana ee, Mwj1 nami naomba dua zako.
Amen, AMEN!...

 

[Kaizer]

My sis...Najua u are very right there!Lakini nimewahi kusikia watu wanasema 'the truth will set u free'And that 'siku za muongo ni fupi....sijui za mwizi arobaini'Hayo tunayaweka in what position kuhakikisha kuwa maisha yanaendelea kuwa ya amani...Ni hayo tu!-Kaizer....kwani umecheat??!!

hahah tatizo smiles wengine wanajaribu kuishi kwenye utopia...while I agree kwamba "the truth shall set you free" but do you know what is the truth? is there something like truth in the world?

halafu, ivi tukiwa wawili tunakuwa tunacheat ama vipi manake majuzi tu tulikuwa bondeni apo tukidumisha mila....orait wazee hawacheat wanadumisha mila ila sasa wewe ulicheat LOL