JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Joni alimtembelea galfrend wake aliyemwalika msosi wa jioni. Ghafla jioni ile bado akiwa kwa girlfriend wake mvua ilinyesha kubwa sana na haikupungua kwa muda mrefu. Wazazi wa binti walipoona...
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Just a dedication(www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_iMJLksFhU&sns=tw) kwa wakuu wangu wote. JF is my comfort zone, sometimes when I am out of mood it only takes few minutes to take it back simply by...
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kwa aliyeifuatilia ISIDINGO toka mwanzoni naomba aniadithie nataka nianze kuifuatilia pia
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Mpenzi wako anakwambia wewe ndo ua pekee kwenye bustani yake unatabasamu kwa furaha unaona wewe ndo wewe. Hivi bustani gani ina ua moja tu?!
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Nyani alikuwa anapita karibu na kisima cha maji akamkuta simba kainama anakunywa maji. Nyani kwa uhuni wake akamnyatia simba akambaka, alipomaliza akamsukumia kisimani akakimbia, alijua simba...
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Katika mahubiri Pastor:Ningekuwa na uwezo ningechukua Guiness zote na kuzimwaga mtoni!! Waumini:Ameen! Pastor:Ningechukua Safari Lager zote na kuzimwaga mtoni!! Waumini: Ameen! Pastor:Ningechukua...
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Hallo am new member
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Wenyeji mpo wa huu mji,nipo hapa nasubili kukaribisha,naingia mtaani mda si mrefu *Vox popoli vox dei"
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Za wiki end wana jamvi, najua mu wazima wa afya. Leo Mwl. Christopher Mwakasege anaanza semina ya neno la Mungu hapa kwenye viwanja vya Jangwani. Itakuwa ni ya siku 8 mfululizo kuanzia leo...
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Leo Tupo Hapa Pub tumetembelewa na mgeni kutoka Arusha LiverpoolFC ni shangwe kwa kwenda mbele tukimuonyesha mji kijana wa Arusha. Madame B amepewa kazi maalum ya kuhakikisha...
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Mambo vipi wapendwa baada ya kimya kingi nimerudi tena safari hii nimeibukua huku mji wa kitalaii Arusha, kwaherini wapendwa wangu wa Dar Es Salaam hasa baba yangu Mtambuzi tutaonana nikija...
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Ikiwa unaogopa kulala peke yako usiku nakushauri jaribu kulala na njaa! itakupa kampan kiasi flan!
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Preta akiwa kaanza Maisha Huko Yaeda hapo pichani akiwa na wanawe akiwazoesha maisha ya Bush... Nikiripoti kutoka Karatu....... mimi Ni Georgeeeeeeeeeee Maratooooooooooo waaaa Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
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Duh nimeisoma barua hii kwenye gazeti moja jamaa anaomba ushauri, kaandika hivi; Aunty Fatu, tafadhali nipe ushauri katika hili tatizo langu. Mi nadhani mke wangu si muaminifu, anafanya kazi...
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wana jamvi wenzangu mi naomba tutengeneze hiki kitu ili Ituongoze na ipunguze migogoro majumbani...Naanza 1.Ndoa isiwe pingu za maisha bali iwe kwa awamu km vile uraisi na ubunge,namaani-sha kila...
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Mapenzi ya sasa ujanja mwingi, usikubali kugeuzwa bw*ge!
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"Mwalimu alisema kama jana ingekua kesho leo ingekua ijumaa",je mwalimu aliyasema maneno haya siku gani?
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Ndugu wanajamvi kwa mamlaka niliyopewa na niliyojiongezea mimi mwenyewe nachukua fursa hii kutangaza RASMI ndoa kati ya nitonye na bibie Arabela itakayofanyika siku ya keshokutwa jumamosi tarehe...
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A Luo guy sent. KSh. 500 via mpesa on valentines day to His girlfriend ..The girlfriend gets so mad and calls him Girl: swity serious! Mapenzi yetu ni 500? Kwanza valentines ? You so mean! I...
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Wana Chitchat mpoo? Kumezuka tabia moja ambayo mie sijaielewa elewa. Unakuta wanafunzi hasa wa shule za msingi kuzunguka mjini/mtaani na fomu ya kuchangisha michango kama ya mahafali ya shule...
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