It's a new year !
What an excitin time for everyone!
A fresh start , a new perspective but most of all an apportunity to begin again .
I lav this time of year for many reasons, but most...
Binti: Mama nina mimba..
Mama: Shenzi kabisa! Haya imekuaje na tokea lini?
Binti: Bahat mbaya ni ajali tu!
Mama: Pumbav zako, unataka kusema ulikuwa unatembea tu barabaran ndo ukateleza ukaangukia...
BABA: "Tano ongeza kumi ni ngapi?"MTOTO: "Sijui"BABA: "Aaah we -----, kwanini hujui hesabu rahisi ka hio!!"MTOTO: "Baba ukiona noti ya elfu 1 na mia 5 utaokota ipi?"BABA: "Nitaokota ya elfu...
Baada ya msako wa polisi walimkamata chizi bila kujua, alipofikishwa kituoni yule chizi alicheka sn alipoona picha ya KIKWETE na NYERERE! Walipomuuliza anacheka nini akajibu kweli msako wa leo...
Wabongo bwana, eti siku hizi kama mtindo wa kuomba namba ya simu umeisha flani hivi...kila mtu utakayekutana nae anakuomba BBM Pin, eheeeee msinifanyie hivyo jamani sio kila mtu ana Blackberry...
Hello Player,
I am Agent BISHOP Joh(c/o Scottish Football Association ), A soccer scout based in England. I am presently recruiting players for clubs in the England,Scotland soccer team, clubs and...
Hiki ni chama kipya kabisa kinachopokea mabachela wote JF... Tukiwa na mitazamo tofauti na kile cha Baba V ... Huku ni burudani... Yaani stress free.... Watu kama charminglady , stevoh na C6...
Nipo hapa ofisini gafla nikaona watu wanakimbilia madirishani na mie si nikaungana nao looh jamaa walikuwa wanapiga mambo yetu yale juu ya gorofa lililopo keep left ya askari panaitwa spot lounge...
Mwalimu wa historia alikuwa darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi
MWALIMU; Eeeeehe!
Ni nani alimuua chifu mkwawa?
MWANAFUNZI; Aku sio mimi!
MWANAFUNZI 2; wallah! Sihusiki!
MWANAFUNZI3; kwanza mimi...
Je, unatafuta ajira nzuri inayolipa?
>Mshahara Tsh 600,000/= kwa
mwezi.
>Mda wa kazi kuingia saa 2.30
asubuhi
hadi saa 10 jioni.
... >Allowance 300,000/= kwa
mwezi.
>Siku za kazi jumatatu...
Siku moja jamaa mmoja
alienda kununua viagra
( dawa za kuongeza nguvu
za kiumea) kwenye duka
fulani la madawa, bac
kulikuwa na docta pale
akampa dawa flani na
akamwambia ile dawa
angeweza...
NIMEIKUTA HII HUKO FACEBOOK IKIWA IMETOLEWA NA WAKENYA:
Uuuuwi sijawapa uhondo,ndo natoka church ustake ona vioja ilikuwa church leo..
My pastor alikuwa na woman congregation and he made these...
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