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Habari iliyonifikia hivi punde,ni kwamba; Kuna boti iliyokuwa inatoka Pemba asubuhi ya leo kuelekea Zanzibar, iliyopakia abiria wasiopungua 250 na mizigo ipatayo tani 10, wamefika salama na...
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Jamaa ajiua kwa kujipiga risasi mbili za kichwani........
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Kuna thread ambazo hadi leo nikizifungua na kuzisoma, siachi kukenua walau some part ya meno ya mbele. Mbiliwapo ni pamoja na 1. Chizi alikuwa anatembea akaona kitu kama kinyesi.Akainama...
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Hivi mademu zako wote wakiamua uwanunulie ving'amuzi,itakuwaje??nadhani wengine watakuwa mawakala kabisa,je wewe ni mmoja wao???
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Haya sasa nimerudi na nguvu mpya na kasi kiukweri lile jukwaa la watu wazito halifai aisee naomba msiende kabisaa kama mmenimiss nipokeeni tena mdogo wenu
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Kuna mtoto hakuzungumza kwa miaka 7. Wazazi wake walifanya juhudi zote kuchunguza na kupata ufumbuzi wa mtoto wao kushindwa kuzungumza. Walikwenda hospitali na kwa waganga wa jadi Lakini...
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Member Wa Mji kasoro Bahari Ni wakarimu na wenye kuthamini nimefarijika sanaaa, I hope nipo mahali salama.
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1. Usitishie kuhama Chit Chat huku unaipenda, matokeo yake waja na ID nyingine kusumbua watu. 2. Sio, kila ujisikiapo kuweka uzi nawe uweke hata kama hauna maana, mnajaza Server na pia mnatia...
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eti wanasema bantu figa ni analojia na wale dada zetu wasiojaaliwa nyuma ni dijitali,je wewe mwenzangu umehamia dijitali au bado upo analojia????
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manoah Banned by Moderator. Source: MzunguMndali
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Wadau kuna mrembo humu aliye julikana kama Ciello,ambaye alikuwa pia miss wetu wa CC mwezi November mwaka jana. Nashangaa simuoni kabisa,na HATA UKIM TAG(MENTION) Jina lake halitokei!! Yu wapi...
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tazama ramani utaona nchi nzuri yenye..........endeleza tuone kama uliwahi kusoma kitabu cha TUJIFUNZE LUGHA YETU enzi hizoohh
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Wadau wa CC manoah anaingia hapo Mji kasoro bahari mida ya saa tisa. Ndugu wana cc mtakao kua na nafasi napenda tuonane.
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Leo sina mengi namleta huyu mwana chit chat....mumtambue .....kama unamjua .... fungukaaaaaaaaaa.... fungukaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
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Mhindi alkuw akitoa ushahid dhid ya jamaa aliyefiwa na dem gest wakat wnsex..Hakimu=shahid ieleze mhkm kama ulivyoona. Mhind=bana kuba mimi ona ulim ndani ya domo kidole ndanii ya ----- boo...
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wana ndugu, soka ndio hilo lina kick off kesho, vipi kwa wale wa dar wing tukutane wapi kuangalia mpira? proposal yangu ni either brajec survey, au migombani. wewe unapendekeza wapi? tuangalie...
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A Man comes across a 3 year old Boy and Asks; "Boy you look so intelligent what do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor?" "Why?" "Because it's the only profession where you can tell...
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Sikia hi wasukuma watatu walifunga gerezan mlinz akawa analinda..jamaa wakataka kutoroka..ikawa iv 1:puuuuh akakimya mlinz: nan 1:akajibu "nyau" 2:puuuh.. mlinz:uyo nan 2:nyauuuuu.. 3:puuuh...
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