Wapendwa!
Really missed you guys!Si nilisahau password yangu nikapotea jiii narudi nakutana na mambo kibao
Sasa natafuta wakunipeleka hiyo White Party tarehe 26 jamani ukata wa January mbaya...
Wanabodi najua humu kuna wataalamu wa kila aina. Kuna jamaa yangu anatumia simu ya NOKIA X2-1. Ina uwezo wa kudownload mp3 na video kwenye waptric lkn kama mnavyojua vitu vingi havik kule tu...
namtafuta huyo member aliyenifanyia hii kitu aisee,...
mm nilikuwa mdau mzuri sana wa JF lakini kwa sasa kila nikijaribu kugusa JF humu nateleza, erick b52 na Smiling Saint mnisaidie
MAPASTOR watatu walikutana wakaelezana shida zao ili waombeane
PASTOR wa kwanza: mimi tatizo langukila nikitoka kwenye ibada lazma niibe sadaka za waumini naomba niombeeni niache.
PASTOR...
mfumo wa digital Wameboresha
kuweka lugha ya kihehe kwenye
sim na mambo yatakuwa kama
ifuatavyo:-
Phonebook
SHITABU SHA ISIMU
Names
MATAWA.
Exit
HEGE IPA.
Cancel
DUMULE.
Setting...
Mdada mmoja mrembo sana
alikuwa kapewa talaka na
mumewe akahamia nyumba
aliyokuwa kapanga braza Joni....
Joni alipomuona mpangaji mpya
roho yote ikamtoka...
Akajitahidi kila njia kumuonyesha...
Mshitakiwa kafikishwa mahakamani akishtakiwa kushikwa ugoni.
Hakimu: Mshitakiwa, ni kweli ulilala na mwanamke huyu usiku wa jumatano tarehe 12 July?
Mshitakiwa: Hata lepe sikupata...
wajamv najiuliza ingekuwaje tusingekuwa tunavaa nguo kama zamani?..fikilia bize za watu kariakoo, kanisani,ticha na wanafnz darasan na kubwa zaid politician jukwaan..
Jamani naitwa Samiah nimejisajili cku si nyingi huku ila hata sielewi naona watu mnajuana ila cjui mnajuana vipi je kuna ku follow na kufollow back or?:confused:
Wana wana Chit Chat na wana JF kwa ujumla nimeamua kuuza Sura rasmi Jf.nashauri na wengine waige mfano wangu.Hii itakuwa rahisi kutambuana huku mitaani/mijini kuwa huyu/yule ni mzee Mtambuzi...
Kuna dogo mmoja kaulizwa na baba yake:
Baba: hivi mwanangu hiyo mitihani utafaulu kweli!?
Mtoto: ndio baba manake mitihani ilikuwa na jibu moja
Baba: kwa vipi!?
Mtoto: mlangoni waliandika YESU NI...
Wanafunzi wa kike wanatoka shule,wakawakuta wanafunzi wa kiume wanaangua maembe.Mwanafunzi wa kike akaangalia juu ya mwembe akamuomba yule wa kiume "kaka naomba utuangulie maembe"yule wa kiume...
Kuna tangazo moja EATV linaonyesha bodaboda likiwa na bendera la Uganda,Bajaj ikiwa na bendera ya Tanzania,na basi kama Coaster ikiwa na bendera ya Kenya yakiwa...
Dakika chache zilizo pita nimetoka kifungoni nilikodumu zaidi ya mwezi mmoja!
Sasa jamani,umri wangu JF ni miezi minne tu,lakini idadi ya BAN nilizopata du!!
Marry Hunbig Madame B pombekali...
An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up...
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