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mko wapi mbona siwaoni? au mwaniogopa?
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umekwenda hoteli umemuagiza waiter akuletee kinywaji, wakati unasubiri kwa muda huo nani atakua ni waiter
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Baba mmoja alikuwa anamfundisha binti yake mwenye umri wa miaka 8jinsi ya kujifunza kusomana kuandika kiswahili.Baba alianza kwa kumwambia binti wake. BABA:Sema A,E,I,O,U BINTI:A,E,I,O,U...
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Mdada mmoja mrembo sana alikuwa kapewa talaka na mumewe akahamia nyumba aliyokuwa kapanga CHEKA..... CHEKA alipomuona mpangaji mpya roho yote ikamtoka... Akajitahidi kila njia kumuonyesha kuwa...
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A teacher asks her class "If there are 5 birds sitting on fence and you shoot one of them how many will be left?" she calls on little johhny. "None they all fly away with the first gun shot" The...
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Suppose l am ready to say "YES" to whatever you ask me, what would you ask me?
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INBOX SMS ZA MSICHANA KWENYE SIMU; Frank: I love u gal. M pesa: You have received 15,000 kutoka kwa John Tesha. Bodaboda: Unajua nahisi km nataka nikutoe diner leo. 100: Umepokea muda wa...
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Mchaga alipata demu wa Kizaramo akamwita aende geto. Demu kufika geto akavua nguo mchaga akaona shanga tele kiunoni akauliza Yeethu na maliya hizi Rozali zimeibwa Parokia gani?
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Hapo mwanzo Mungu aliumba ulimwengu na wanyama wake. Kila mnyama alipewa miaka ya kuishi 30. Kati ya wanyama walioumbwa walikuwa Punda, Mbwa na binadamu. Mungu akawauliza wanyama hao Je! unadhani...
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MKE WA MLEVI:Mume wangu ulisema huu mwaka mpya 2013,utabadirika na kuwa mtu mpya kabisa na pombe utaacha,sasa mbona bado unaendelea kunywa pombe? MLEVI:Hapana mke wangu si kwamba...
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Chizi alikuwa anatembea, akaona kitu kama kinyesi. Akainama akagusa na kidole kisha akalamba akasema "waa, ni mavi kweli! THANK GOD SIKUKANYAGA!!!''
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Nashukuru nasema asante, na nina ahidi kuto tumia lugha kali tena kwa member mwingine. Asante uongozi wa Jf.
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Habari zenu wanachitchat wenzangu naona mko ifit kimtindo leo nimeingia kwa gia namba 4 ambayo haiwezekani kabisa kushika njia za matopeni kwani itakwama yenyewe ni lami kwa kwenda mbele jamani...
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Mmasai mmoja alitongoza demu, baada ya makubaliano wakaenda Guest walipokuwa wakila uroda demu alimkatikia viuno mmasai, mambo yakawa hivi:- Mmasai: Dada nani ametongosa mwensie? Demu: wewe...
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"..Sitoki sasa..mi nasema sitoki.."
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What is the opposite of "opposite"?
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nipo hapa ofisi za startime sasa kaja mmasai kaacha watu hoi baada ya kusema: mudumu patia ile naitwa kinga ya mafusi. kumbe alimaanisha KING'AMUZI
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kwamba kuna watu 876549871098766 wanaoongoza kwa uvivu hapa duniani? wewe ni mmoja wao kwani hujajisumbua kuisoma hiyo idadi,uongo kweli?
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Niliwahi kushuhudia aliyekua Waziri Mkuu ambaye kwa sasa ni mwenyekiti wa Tume ya Katiba Jaji Joseph Warioba akiwasha Sigara kwenye Mwenge mara tu baada ya kuuwasha (nilimuona akihangaika kutafuta...
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